Wernham Hogg Forum

BILLY V2.0 · Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:50 am

I'm slightly biased, but I don't think many teams play more attractive football than Arsenal when they are at the top of there game. My Tottenham hatred has really surfaced lately because they've finally become rivals we actually have to worry about. Usually we were winning the league whilst they were languishing in mid table, but they've suddenly become a bit good. :(

We've got the most handsome players though, yeah? Even without Pires.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If that man wants to bum me, he is more than welcome.

Dananiel · Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:55 am

I'd let them gang bum me. Just once. Even if it would be the most pathetic, nerdy gang bang in history.

The Nadine Experience · Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:57 am

thierry henry is the best damn thing your beloved arsenal can lay claim to, billy.

haha why are you guys still up -- and talking about bumming fantasies, no less.

Dananiel · Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:58 am

I don't want them to bum me. But I feel I should show my appreciation somehow. If Henry is into buggering teenage boys who live on farms, Billy's up for it.

BILLY V2.0 · Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:08 am

The Nadine Experience wrote: thierry henry is the best damn thing your beloved arsenal can lay claim to, billy.

haha why are you guys still up -- and talking about bumming fantasies, no less.

Woah Woah Woah. Henry owes us as much as we owe him. He was wasting away as a left midfielder in Juventus reserves until Mr Wenger plucked him out and turned him into the greatest player in the world. We probably rely on him about as much as you rely on Gerrard but whereas we have people like Walcott and Van Persie to replace him, you've got Traore! Anyway, we're known for more than Henry. Need I remind everybody of a little known Dutchman called Dennis Bergkamp?

The Nadine Experience · Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:14 am

yeah but you have wenger. *shudder*

BILLY V2.0 · Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:17 am

Whats wrong with Wenger?! The man has revolutionized english football. He brought in proper diets and everything. He is great at spotting young talent, and his imports are about 10x cheaper than English players of lesser quality.

He's not a paedo.

The Nadine Experience · Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:24 am

hah!

i just can't do it -- i can't like the guy.

BILLY V2.0 · Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:45 am

Turtlebonce wrote: jan koller looks like my dad. good job my dad isnt a sex monster, he'd be unstoppable

Daaaaaaan wrote: Quite possibly. I remember that John Lukic was laughably handsome in his Corinthian model, it was like when they asked for a picture of him he sent them a picture of Jeff Buckley with a mop top drawn on.

i reckon this thread is a possible "classic" - everyone together, the lads, shooting the shit, talking a bit of footy. can't knock it.

Dananiel · Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:48 am

I think this should go in under the condition that it's used for Euro 2008 as well (I'll change the title to incorporate it). I read it earlier, it's not hilarious or anything but it stirs up some suprisingly nice memories.

The Nadine Experience · Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:57 pm

EURO 2008!!!