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The Great Spoon Face
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| Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:38 pm The Thread What I Made |
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Welcome, relax. Make yourself at home. Not you Dan, I've seen your house, it's filthy. It's nice isn't it? Just the right temperature and that.
Anyway, the hot three threads at the moment have all been started by Mobius (who is banned from this thread), so here's mine.
By the way, not that you care, Jasper Fforde is coming to my town. If I invite him to mine for tea do you think he'll accept? If he does do you think he'll automatically expect something to happen?
Now quietly shut the door on your way out. Don't lock it though, Dan. |
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Dananiel
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| Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:51 pm |
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His mum made a typo, only one F. Idiot.
I don't know who he is, because I'm not Oscar Wilde with your fancy books with minimal pictures.
Actually, for some very strange reason, my mum bought me the autobiography of George Best and it's quite laughable. There's about a centimetre gap between lines and double spaces between words. Half of the book is pictures.
I still haven't read it. |
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The Great Spoon Face
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| Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:55 pm |
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| Ha ha. Fallen for my trap you closet nerd. How do you know he's a writer then clever trousers? |
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Dananiel
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| Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:58 pm |
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| You know in shit teen comedy romance films? Or in Roxanne, if you like, when somebodies being told what to say to a pretty girl through a complex ear phones and walky talky setup? Well you're the pretty girl and Wikipedia is my lovable friend relaying information, which he will undoubedtly cock up somewhere along the line to hilarious circumstances. |
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The Great Spoon Face
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| Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:02 pm |
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| Brilliant. I am pretty aren't I? |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:33 pm Re: The Thread What I Made |
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The Great Spoon Face wrote: Anyway, the hot three threads at the moment have all been started by Mobius (who is banned from this thread), so here's mine.
~Don't hate me 'cus I'm beautiful~
(Thats somebodies name on my MSN. Vain fuck.) |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:34 pm Re: The Thread What I Made |
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| Note to self re: possible new porn genre. Vein fuck. |
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The Great Spoon Face
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| Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:07 pm |
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Mobius wrote: Vein fuck.
Or possible name for Trainspotting sequel. |
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Dananiel
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| Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:20 pm |
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That's Planespotting.
Except they don't do smack, they get arrested in Greece for being spies. |
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RChappo
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| Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:37 am |
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Daaaaaaan wrote: That's Planespotting.
they get arrested in Greece for being spies.
Or Homebase. |
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