Wernham Hogg Forum

Dananiel

Took a pair of jeans I haven't worn in ages out of the drawer, put them on and a safety pin on the inside jabbed into my left testicle.

I'm gonna wake up screaming over this for years.

The Nadine Experience · Thu May 10, 2007 8:04 pm

hahahahaha that's tragic

BILLY V2.0 · Thu May 10, 2007 8:38 pm

ouch, the thought of that happening makes me physically ill.

BILLY V2.0 · Fri May 18, 2007 12:36 am

i've just really really quite badly burned my thumb and it feels as if it's a thousand degrees even though i've had it in cold water and it's bright red now and little blisters are forming all over it. and this message was agonising to type.

Dananiel · Fri May 18, 2007 12:44 am

...you might wanna get someone to drive you to the hospital, blisters on a burn indicate second degree burns. You could have a red mark forever if you don't get it seen to.

BILLY V2.0 · Fri May 18, 2007 12:47 am

oh that's what i wanted to hear. jesus.

it's calmed down now. i think it's just gonna scab over. my thumb nail has gone black though

Dananiel · Fri May 18, 2007 12:54 am

Yeah look, from net doctor-

Quote: Blistering or sloughing (skin coming off) means the top layer of skin is completely damaged and complications are likely. Charring indicates even deeper damage to all three layers of skin

Are you seriously not going to hospital?

BILLY V2.0 · Fri May 18, 2007 12:58 am

i'm full of drugs. i don't want to end up getting my stomach pumped. it's just a big boil now. it'll go down on its own. you don't need two thumbs anyway

The Nadine Experience · Fri May 18, 2007 4:04 am

opposable thumbs are the best things after sliced bread

RChappo · Fri May 18, 2007 4:12 am

Ever tried slicing bread without opposable thumbs?

Impossible!

BILLY V2.0 · Tue May 22, 2007 10:48 pm

fucking hell. i just fainted in the bathroom and cracked my head on the wall. i was sitting down dripping with sweat but tried to get up and just lost it.i was on the floor for about 30 minutes and nobody even came to see if i was alright. it really, really hurts. as i collapsed i blacked out and in my unconscious head created a rnb video (my frtiend was listening to it in the room nearby) and in the video somebody banged their head, and it was that happpening that brought me back round. i thought i was bleeding because it felt all wet but i thing my head just went in a bit of a puddle on the bathroom floor. i'm scared to go to sleep now incase i get concussion. i havent banged my head since i fell in a fictional swamp of goo whilst playing ghostbusters with my brother on my mums bed and i forgot how much it fucking hurts. still, at least i wasnt sick.

Dananiel · Tue May 22, 2007 11:05 pm

are you smoking/taking anything other than weed?

again, I'm not a doctor, but passing out for half an hour is probably a sign that maybe everything isn't totally groovy.

BILLY V2.0 · Tue May 22, 2007 11:26 pm

nothing else, but i had been ill all day. my ears and eyes are hurting now and i keep thinking there is a window next to me but when i turn really quickly its not there, just bricks. and i keep hearing weird noises in my right ear, but they might jhust be coming from outside.

i might go to a doctor tomorrow because i haven't been in about 2 hours so i'm probably due a checkup. can you literally walk into a doctors/hospital and just ask for a checkup? what's the proceduyre?

Dananiel · Tue May 22, 2007 11:36 pm

Well...nah, you have to be registered at the doctors surgery, I think. So you'd be registered at whichever one you went to when you were living back home. You just ring in the morning and arrange an appointment for some time that day (although that's only how mine works, some might need you to arrange it a day or so in advance unless it's an emergency)

BILLY V2.0 · Tue May 22, 2007 11:38 pm

for gods sake. why does it have to be so complicated