Wernham Hogg Forum

Dananiel · Thu May 10, 2007 9:37 pm Date Ariane...jesus

http://jo-jo.net/ariane/dateariane/default.htm

I must stress: this is from another forum where THY'RE ALL DOING IT. It's not just me searching Google for virtual date java, honest to god.

With the disclaimer out of the way, I am genuinely interested to see how you all do on your first attempt. After the first few attempts you start to realise what she likes and dislikes, but it's still not easy.

I fucking give up. All I've learnt is that she likes to dance to jazz, that's it. The best I've done is a 7 out of 10 and a kiss goodbye, not bad you may think, but when you take into consideration on that same night not only did I take her to dinner and a fairground, but I punched a guy pulling down her dress. How is that not grounds for a suckjob in her jeep?! Oh, and for the mavericks out there (B Drinkwater) don't go straight in and feel her boobs thinking she'll respect the forward attitude, she won't. I tried.

I have seen screenshots of when she does put out and it's as graphic as you can imagine, but twice as distubring. Also, for the love of buggery avoid going back to her place with her blonde friend because they strip and her friend looks like she's melting. Honestly, it's horrific.

Also, you'll note that she has no bra on from the kickoff. Now, for somebody who appears to be starting this date with absolute zero sex drive, why no bra? I'm all for making games more difficult but can we not be a bit more realistic? Oh, get her drunk but not too drunk. This usually means about three glasses of wine, maybe more over a prolonged series of events. If you try and get her too drunk she'll either get annoyed and go home or pass out, and if she passes out you're left with two options: a) go home or b: touch her up while she sleeps. So, not content with making a complete headfuck of a game, the makers of this monstrosity try and make you face some difficult questions about what kind of person you are. But my bottom line is: she's not real. Do it.

YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME THIS IS THE SADDEST POST EVER.

The Nadine Experience · Thu May 10, 2007 9:49 pm

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BILLY V2.0 · Thu May 10, 2007 9:51 pm

hahaha. i can see my name but i'm a bit too drunk to read it properly, bt i'll give it a go tomorrow

Dananiel · Fri May 11, 2007 7:13 pm

She asked me to touch her boobs, so I did and then when I tried to take her top off apparently that was too far! Fucking hell. This is a horrible game.

BILLY V2.0 · Fri May 11, 2007 8:34 pm

haha, this is fucking great! i slept at hers and she rated me a 7/10. i plied her with drink and slept with her.

Dananiel · Fri May 11, 2007 8:40 pm

On your first go? That's damning.

Are women actually like this? Because I'm fucked if they are.

RChappo · Fri May 11, 2007 9:59 pm

Do they have virtual Rohypnol?

Pah. · Fri May 11, 2007 11:20 pm

but i swear it only lets you touch her tits or lips? what am i doing wrong.

Pah. · Fri May 11, 2007 11:34 pm

oh i understand now. this bitch is hard. i got a kiss goodnight. blah

Dananiel · Fri May 11, 2007 11:55 pm

Kiss goodnight = you didn't do any risk taking.

The Nadine Experience · Sat May 12, 2007 5:46 am

she wants me to spend the evening with her

..score?

oh wait shit what a frigid ho

haha this is what guys have to deal with isn't it. awww

The Nadine Experience · Sat May 12, 2007 6:00 am

what the hell why am i being quizzed on art what is this an art history course YAWN

Dananiel · Sat May 12, 2007 1:14 pm

She didn't quiz me about art! All she ever does with me is WORK YOUR WAY DOWN and leer at me and then sigh and tell me to fuck off. POINTLESS.

Turtlebonce · Sat May 12, 2007 6:43 pm

i got some. in the car park of the londis. get in

as someone else said, im countign this as a real life one

BILLY V2.0 · Sat May 12, 2007 9:17 pm

i did actually get a bonk on playing the game. she has a nice body!