Wernham Hogg Forum

BILLY V2.0 · Sat May 26, 2007 4:58 pm being kicked out (again)

this is starting to get annoying now!

my friend's mum just called me in for a word and basically told me i have a day or two to find somewhere else to live. she's very angry because we went out yesterday and got really drunk and was sick all over her garden, and my friend took a shit behind the shed and then collapsed on the floor and she found him at 5am with his trousers round his ankles and his phone smashed into bits at the other end of the garden. i still can't believe he did a poo outside and he denies it, but he didn't argue when i said he had to pick it up and i remember him repeatedly asking for tissues last night before going outside for a few minutes then coming back in with his trousers down.

her excuse for asking me to leave is that if something were to happen to me it would be her fault, etc. which is true i suppose but i hardly even go into the house. i mean technically i could live in here without her knowing but i have to go in to brush my teeth and stuff like that. i spent this afternoon brushing sick off of the floor with her new broom which didn't help.

wonder if my nan'll take me back.

Dananiel · Sat May 26, 2007 6:29 pm

You don't brush sick. Last time I was sick everywhere I called my sister, she came 'round and just poured water all over it, it just flowed away. I mean, it must have gone somewhere but I couldn't see or smell it so she's welcome to do that trick again. I

Do you think your nan will take you back? If not, I take it that makes you effectively homeless? Just sleep in an Airport or something.

BILLY V2.0 · Sat May 26, 2007 6:35 pm

i would love to live in an airport actually. i wonder how long you could get away with that for? having thought it through for about 10 seconds it does seem like a brilliant idea.

i'm sure my nan won't take me back. my mate's mum just came out to the shed and sort of apologised and said if nobody will take me it's okay for me to stay here a bit longer, but i should really try and find somewhere else. i've been doing that anyway, though. i finally met with the homeless housing dept yesterday and what they've said is that i should find a place and they'll pay 75 quid p/w towards the rent, which is quite good. i have to get the landlord of whatever place i choose to fill in a form, etc, which probably puts them off. waitrose in sheen just rang me though and said there's loads of jobs going there so if i can get a job in sheen and then a place to rent in richmond, that'd be fucking great.

Dananiel · Sat May 26, 2007 7:19 pm

Well, at least you'll have somewhere to live. Will they pay for your rent if you've got a job, though? I can't see why they would.

Pah. · Sat May 26, 2007 11:18 pm

The Real IRA wrote: a place to rent in richmond.
on £75! that's crazy. it's mega pricey there!

BILLY V2.0 · Sun May 27, 2007 12:41 am

i think that they help you up until the point you're able to be self sufficient. or perhaps until you're off of jobseekers allowance.

it's about £100 a week for 1 bedroom in a shared flat around here. so i would pay £25 myself, and the rest would be government money.

Pah. · Sun May 27, 2007 12:49 pm

quality