Wernham Hogg Forum

The Great Spoon Face · Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:38 pm

Er... What Dan said.

Also, if you put ketchup on her chin then she can hardly say anything about the sauce on yours can she?

RChappo · Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:47 pm

There must be something witty you can say about "fingers in the dyke" or something to impress her....although you'll have to tread carefully or you might get a clog in the bollocks.

The Great Spoon Face · Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:49 pm

Must this forum keep using pathetic stereotypes? Just kiss her two lips...

Turtlebonce · Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:01 pm

yeh, or her fanny.

Or you could Rob her van persie.

Doesnt werk, does it?

mentalist · Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:50 am

Daaaaaaan wrote: Stay clear of the Big Mac is generally good advice
Definately stay clear of Fajhitas.

BILLY V2.0 · Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:25 am

Alright lads, forget about Heidi Von Nistelgrolsh here. I got offered full blown sex, with a woman.

I was in Accounting (thats a course, not a person) on Thursday, and was sitting next to a female friend of mine. We were both bored, and to pass the time were sending silly little notes to eachother. "Would you lick jam off this teachers nipple for 20 extra exam marks?" etc. Anyways, I wrote "Would you have sex with this teacher, for 100% in your test?" And she replied "No, but I'd have sex with the person sitting next to me for free" !

Well, whaddya think? I've found a big disabled toilet at college, and a condom machine. Everything is in place, and she has low self esteem. She wouldn't even mind if I was shit, which I almost certainly will be.

Should I go for it? Should I take pictures? Should I stick it in her pooper?

Or should I just forget about it and carry on playing computer games?

Nimoy'sTrombone · Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:44 am

Mobius wrote: Should I go for it? Should I take pictures? Should I stick it in her pooper?

Yes, yes and yes.

RChappo · Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:50 am

Mobius wrote: And she replied "No, but I'd have sex with the person sitting next to me for free" !

Err...before you go waving the pack of condoms at her cast your mind back and try and remember if was there someone sitting on the other side of her at the time? It would just save embarrassment.

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:08 am

Yeah she was probably having you on mate, it probably meant wank you off.

BILLY V2.0 · Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:08 am

RChappo wrote: Mobius wrote: And she replied "No, but I'd have sex with the person sitting next to me for free" !

Err...before you go waving the pack of condoms at her cast your mind back and try and remember if was there someone sitting on the other side of her at the time? It would just save embarrassment.

I was to her left, and the wall was to her right. Unless there was gloryhole I didnt notice, I'm quite sure she wants my cock!

Dananiel · Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:50 pm

Hah, big disabled toilet. They are roomy.

Delphi · Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:40 pm

Oooh...spicy!! Well girls like to play with fire ya know...test the waters...go a little crazy...but not too crazy. Just because she said she'd have sex w/you for free doesn't mean she'd really like to have sex with you ASAP - what she was doing was flirting...and you need to roll with it. Just flirt back if you feel like it, but don't do anything to outlandish...and see where it leads.

In the meantime keep holding those doors open...trust me...most women still like it...I do...if a man holds a door open for me I think "class act" - whereas if they let is slam in my face I think "asshole" - and I do the same...hold doors open. There is no shortage of class in this god-forsaken world let me tell ya...quality never goes out of style.

Turtlebonce · Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:51 pm

What would you think if you left your back door open, delph, and a nice young man offered to close it for you?

Dananiel · Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:39 pm

Notes About Women

Seek love/attention
Objectionable
Omega-3
Enjoy doors.

Delphi · Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:51 pm

Notes about Men
Not what you learned in the fairy-tales
Simple
Sweet
Have violent tendencies
Fun to roll around with