Wernham Hogg Forum

Turtlebonce · Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:53 pm

No, thats a bear you're describing there delph

Dananiel · Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:18 pm

With all due respect, fairy tales should not be used as educational suppliments, so any learning from them must very strictly be of an emotional and whimsical nature.

Turtlebonce · Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:50 pm

does the bible count as fairy tales? cos ive been told a lot of that is fact.

BILLY V2.0 · Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:37 am

She didn't turn up today.

Frigid bitch.

Turtlebonce · Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:42 am

shes scared of your monster cock

BILLY V2.0 · Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:48 am

I wish I was the Mandingo.

*Sighs*

Turtlebonce · Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:11 am

Bit of Bathtub Shitter might brighten up your...day

Or some BADams:

"even food dont taste that good, drink aint doing what it should"

oh yeh, check those sweet sweet rhymes

The Great Spoon Face · Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:37 pm

Turtlebonce wrote: does the bible count as fairy tales?

Yes!

As do stories told by Elliott or Graham Norton.

Delphi · Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:28 pm

Speaking of...where the hell is Elliott these days??? Has he abandoned us? :?

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:13 am

He's too busy trying to access the 'old' forum.

Pah. · Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:05 pm

Mobius wrote: With a girl, but she doesn't know it yet.

There is a girl at my college
... a bit of a racist.

hows that all going then?

BILLY V2.0 · Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:28 am

I'll never see her again. Fortunately I have her myspace address, so its not all doom and gloom.

Turtlebonce · Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:09 pm

watch out, e-stalker's about!

seriously, that's just what beadle's about needs, an internet spin on it. You could creep up on people in chatrooms, or summat. I havent thiought it through.

Or you could do what bill did, and send the girl of your wanks an email every tiem you search for her name. But i wouldnt do that. oh no.

Dananiel · Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:19 pm

I've learnt valuable lessons from Bill's mistakes there. I found out that I'm on The Names Database! That's ridiculous, I never signed up for that anmd I can't seem to have my name taken off. But one thing I've learnt is that it's a bad idea to search for anyone on there because they'll know that you searched for them. It's evil that thing. As Billy learnt the hard way.

Remember when I convinced you to let me talk to that girl? That could've gone better for you.

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:50 pm

How do they know that you've searched for them? :? Don't you have to unlock it or something...?