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Pah. · Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:18 pm beeeeeeeeeeeeeelgium

but i dont know what to take. monday!

Dananiel · Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:29 pm

You're going to Belgium, yeah. It's like one big bed and breakfast probably, just bring a flashlight, a six pack of Um Bongo and you're set.

RChappo · Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:36 pm

Kendall mint cake could be handy. I don't know what for though.

Elliott · Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:58 am

I went to Belgium a month ago or something.
Amazingly forgettable. We had mates there showing off the best places.

I predict you'll be on time for all the music.

BILLY V2.0 · Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:15 am

travel scrabble

The Nadine Experience · Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:08 pm

pull some fine bitches

Pah. · Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:29 pm

Elliott wrote: the best places.

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what were they!?

BILLY V2.0 · Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:39 pm

go on a pilgrimage to the bit stephen fry went to when he lost his mind

Pah. · Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:42 pm

I'm eating chips and mayonnaise

LDIF · Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:11 pm

RChappo wrote: Kendall mint cake could be handy. I don't know what for though.

I missed a junction on the M6 and, after a 45 minute journey through the Cumbrian outback, ended up in Kendal; surprisingly, I bought a small Kendal mint cake from a local garage: it wasn't much of a consolation.

Elliott · Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:49 pm

There was a bar that had over 2000 types of beer, and a few really big laminated menus.
Lots of old buildings, but all, you know, kinda the second tier of European history. Very thin alleyways with restaurants everywhere.

Dananiel · Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:19 pm

That second tier is an absolute shit.

Pah. · Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:07 pm

Elliott wrote:
Amazingly forgettable.

oh god no.... how can you say that! its so lovely, one of the best weeks of my life. I want to go back but to Antwerp, apparently thats an amazing place.

and the music festival was fantastic, but it fucking STANK of shit. Luckily there was a little town hidden about a 15 mintue walk away where we went to drink and eat and do poos (fuck portaloos, urgh) and then ten mintues from the camp site there was a quarry that was filled with really clean water that everyone just stripped off and went into at about 5 in the moirning. when i discovered it I was off my tits on ketamine and went for a hallucinagenic swim where i thought my stomach had a mouth. but the last night, DJ Shadow and ParaOne.. oh my god.

Elliott wrote: There was a bar that had over 2000 types of beer, and a few really big laminated menus.

Yes! Delirium, what a place. We went there on the last night, probbaly both the best and worst night of my life. My friend James and I went, i went to get a drink and when i turned back to go to the table he was surrounded by 14 women, all from kent on work experience at the british embassy. They looked like they were on a fucking hen do but it turned out they were all 16 and fucking lightweights. So after they fell over and left we started talking to these two guys, one australian one canadian, but they started getting really dodgy and bought James a few too many and so when he passed out the two blokes were carrying him off trying to get me to follow and get in a cab with them, actions which fucking stank of rape. the canadian was shoving me down the road, wanker. But i'd left with a drink so one of the barmen who'd been watching this all evening came out to tell me i had to bring the glass back and bascially told the two guys if they didnt fuck off he'd call the police. so luckily they did but then james collapsed on the floor and smacked his head on the stairs on the little alley outside, and i had no money, no clue how to get home, but everyone was so lovely they were all helping me out carry him, some guy was pretending to be a doorman so people would stop touching james' face. Still didnt stop him from getting mugged though, they stole his phone and wallet. So barman got out of work early to get us a cab home and carry him back because people were trying to call an ambulance and we really didnt want to go through that. and then the barman said that the whole thing with the drink was a lie that he just didnt want to see me go with another guy, and so we eventually got back and put james to bed unconcious then watched the sun rise over botanique gardens and had a nice little shower together but the bastard had.. ahem.. bitten me in a baaaaaddd place and i had to spend the next morning after one hour of sleep in 2 days, carrying my friend and our bags down to check out, trying ot get him concious again and going to the clinic to make sure i could get our flight. But i've got a delirium t-shirt now as a souvenir, which would have cost 35 Euros but didnt. I WIN.

well worth it though.

Dananiel · Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:58 pm

That is surely the most you've ever typed at a computer.

Ketamine...DJ Shadow...rape...belgium...

Makes ye winder mr partridge ye know wassit all aboot

BILLY V2.0 · Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:07 pm

what did you say the name of this fillum was again?