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| Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:31 pm |
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| why don't you call up the pigeon detectives they'll find her |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:49 am |
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i have one month of work left and i'm going to hand in my one months notice to my landlord because two old people have moved in now and it's just weird. i also have a throat infection but i've got to keep turning up at work because i need the money. i'm going to try and move further into london and get a job there. i've spent most of this week on facebook/myspace desperately trying to track down a half danish girl i met on saturday night but was too stupid to ask her name/phone number etc as usual. i literally have nothing to go on apart from the fact she was half danish, and she liked two obscure metal bands that i knew.
life is bloooooody boring when you can't spend money on drugs |
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Pah.
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| Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:54 pm |
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put in a missed connections ad in the london paper.
where did you end up going on saturday by the way? you missed an awesome night friday! |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:31 am |
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| We went to wax bar because people started moaning about the cost to get into fabric (honestly, get a job!) – it was extremely ghetto and I was definitely the whitest person there. Was mia good then? I did actually post on gumtree, but I think I should just let it go. She could’ve been the one. I have to type this in a tiny font on word so nobody can read it then quickly paste it into the forum and post it. God I’m a bloody genius |
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Pah.
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| Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:11 am |
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| haha! noone browses those gumtree things but everyones always bored on a train |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:52 am |
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| vikings don't read the metro |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:38 pm |
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| i'm going to london zoo on my own on saturday because nobody else wants to go and i'm far more excited than i should be. is it good therE? i haven't been since i was about 6. |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:40 pm |
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| i wish the polish tealady would stop walking past my desk. i can't concentrate on refreshing outlook express |
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Pah.
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| Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:24 pm |
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| aaah its great theres a new gorilla enclosure but the sea creatures there are SHIT. theres a big fat scary komodo dragon too. |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:30 pm |
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| i'm mainly going for the gorillas actually. after reading about those poor mountain gorillas in the congo getting killed i've grown a sort of affinity for them. what sort of sea creatures do they have? for some reason i'm just imagining a bunch of pokemon. that's not normal is it? |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:34 pm |
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| why the fuck do i buy muffins at work? it's humiliating trying to eat one without making a mess. it could be worse i suppose. the woman opposite me is eating a yoghurt, completely oblivious to the world |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:46 pm |
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| why haven't they invented a theme park based on pokemon yet? It'd be a brilliant idea. Sort of like jurassic park, but with a more slapstick approach. Remember that bit in the london aquariam where you walk through and the entire room is a tank and sharks and the other things that live in the sea are swimming over your head and everything? that's brilliant. is it though? for some reason it sounds absolutely amazing in my head and when i remember it from my childhood but if it was THAT great then surely the aquariam would be packed every day. |
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Dananiel
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| Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:25 pm |
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Oh man, Bristol zoo had some crazy stuff in its day. They had this model house that looked like a real house, you could go upstairs, go into bedrooms etc but all over the house there were vermin and general nastiness. Like in the breadbin there were mice with fake rotting bread, then if you lifted the toilet seat up there was a tarantula in there.
We also had one of those things where you watch sharks swim across your head, and I used to rationalise the the situation by thinking "if the glass breaks, the shark will be helpless on the floor and I can just elbow drop it and run" thank god it didn't come to that.
Oh and they also had this box that said "do not open" which of course everybody opened and inside was a fake, dead gorilla head and a donation box underneath to stop people...killing...gorillas. My sister started crying and emptied her purse into the donation box. Idiot. |
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RChappo
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| Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:35 pm |
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| I haven't been to a zoo in ages. There is one literally 2 minutes drive away from where we live and we haven't been yet. I hear that on Friday nights they serve beer and you can walk around and look at the animals while you're enjoying a pint. Cost's $5 to get in and then you pay for your drinks. Obviously it's promoted as "Zoo Brew". Might have to give that a go one week. |
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Elliott
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| Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:52 pm |
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| Do they serve snail ale? |
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