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nospam



Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:33 pm   I got an ASBO  

Wearing a t-shirt of the band 'SELFISH CUNT' walking through Stansted customs on Friday night two armed coppers took me to one side and issued me with an ASBO.

But it's useless as it doesn't even go on my record or get a fine or anything. Just a hillarious piece of paper from the policeman... If ASB, state reason: "Swearing on t-shirt".

Ridiculously hillarious.
 
LankyGoggleEyedFreak



Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:02 pm    

Yeah i mean, if you had tourettes and were shouting it..nobody would batter an eyelid.
 
Dananiel



Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:02 pm    

That is ridiculous. In fact that's the kind of thing that'd really wind me up, I'd never be able to drop it with them.
 
nospam



Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:03 pm    

I wasn't planning on arguing the case as I looked at their huge guns and the fact that our plane had already been delayed and the last train back to London was leaving in twenty minutes. We literally only caught it with seconds to spare thanks to those cunts. Another thing is, on the back of the paper I got given, it says, "YOUR RIGHTS: You cannot be discriminated due to your appearance, be that your haircut, clothes, etc..."

Idiots.
 
BILLY V2.0



Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:07 am    

Asbos weren’t invented when I had my analcunt tshirt. Shove it up your arse, new labour
 
LankyGoggleEyedFreak



Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:43 pm    

You tell 'em!!!
 
RChappo



Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:54 pm    

Maybe get that printed on a t shirt. That'll learn 'em!
 
 
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