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Elliott
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| Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:44 am Yep |
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The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you.
And then it hit me. |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:51 am |
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| i'm ashamed to say that made me laugh out loud. is that one of yours? |
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Elliott
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| Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:00 am |
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| No, but it had that exact effect on me as well! |
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Pah.
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| Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:42 pm |
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| one day you'll wake up, look in the mirror, and have the exact same look of pain in your eyes as Tim Vine does. |
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Elliott
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| Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:03 pm |
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fuck you ellen.
he's awesome. |
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nospam
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| Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:06 pm |
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| oohoooooooooooooooh |
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Elliott
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| Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:47 pm |
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A man ended up in hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a horse inside him...
His condition is described as stable... |
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nospam
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| Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:14 pm |
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Man walks into a bar.
Orders a gin and tonic and sits down.
"How refreshing."
(c) Elliott Day, 2007 |
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak
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| Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:54 pm |
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Elliott wrote: A man ended up in hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a horse inside him...
His condition is described as stable...
I saw a bit of Who wants to be a Millionaire the other night and he couldn't stop the puns there..
"I'm leaning towards D...but it must be something wrong with this stool" |
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Turtlebonce
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| Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:04 am |
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| haha thats good. can you imagine if he was the host instead of Tarrant? |
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nospam
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| Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:00 am |
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| What are the prices for the questions now it's only 13 questions? it's a burning issue in the Joice household |
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Turtlebonce
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| Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:24 am |
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| theyve cut the questions down? if thats true i didnt know that. they must be struggling for big money winners then |
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nospam
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| Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:08 am |
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| yeah it's now called new look who wants to be a millionairre or something, i think. |
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Pah.
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| Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:52 am |
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| i saw not going out on friday, it's got worse! it was ok before but fridays was awful.. |
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Elliott
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| Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:35 am |
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As a massive Tim Vine fan, and one who enjoyed the first series of Not Going Out, and who even went to a read through for this series (I know, mental!), I can confirm that it has gotten a lot worse.
Except the cleaner, who I laugh at everything which her mouth says. |
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