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Turtlebonce
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| Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:10 pm Swear words |
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got me thinking, after the morrissey saying shit really satisfactorily, which person do you think encapsulates a word when they say it. ill show you what i mean.
Morrissey saying 'shit', obviously
Peter Capaldi saying 'Fuck'. Anybody else who says it just ruins it
Chris Morris/Pete Doherty saying 'cretin'
Peter Cook saying 'cunt'
Yousee? |
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Dananiel
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| Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:36 pm |
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| Derek & Clive is a masterclass in how to swear. |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:09 am Re: Swear words |
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Turtlebonce wrote: Chris Morrissaying 'cretin'
i was going to say that!
Curb Your Enthusiasm has some classic swearing. The last 5 minutes of the final episode of Series 3 is a poifect example. |
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Dananiel
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| Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:20 am |
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| Hang on, cretin isn't swearing. |
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak
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| Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:05 am |
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I was going to say that!
The first swear word I ever encounted was 'shit' said by my mother as she reversed the car one day. |
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Dananiel
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| Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:07 am |
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| I remember that my friends could say crap but I couldn't and I kept begging my mum to let me say it but she wouldn't let me. Then on my 10th birthday or there-abouts, I was allowed to and I said it between every word. |
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RChappo
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| Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:25 am |
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| I first swore when I was around 9 years old as well. I just remember quite calmly walking up to my Dad one day and announcing that "I really need a piss"...I think he actually laughed instead of getting mad at me. |
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Turtlebonce
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| Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:30 am |
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i learnt swearing from my dad, although my mum insisted it was me who got him swearing like he did in his youth, yet i started swearing at about 5. I said piss and crap in class once, and this girl said 'dont say that agin, or ill have to tell'. i didnt understand what it meant, the stupid bitch.
I also said after playing football once 'ooh, im naked'. i clearly meant knackered, after i heard my dad keep saying it. I managed to convince the two people giggling that naked meant being tired, not what they thought it meant. |
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Dananiel
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| Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:11 pm |
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| Were you a bit of a special child? |
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Delphi
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| Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:50 pm |
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| I swore/swear constantly...I can't help it...I'm from Jersey...it's in my blood. |
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak
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| Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:29 am |
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| I frequently say 'fuck' and 'shit' at college mainly because........it is. |
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Nimoy'sTrombone
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| Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:00 am |
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| Say 'cunt' as often as possible, obviously. |
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LDIF
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| Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:54 pm |
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| I had a lecture on the word 'cunt' last year! It was fantastic! |
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mentalist
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| Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:06 am |
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Delphi wrote: I swore/swear constantly...I can't help it...I'm from Jersey...it's in my blood.
Yeah, I know what you mean. And those cunts from Sark, they're just a bunch of big shits. |
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Nimoy'sTrombone
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| Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:07 am |
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The best swear words (in order)
1) Cunt
2) Cunting
3) Fuckhead
4) Mothercunter
5) Cuntbubble |
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