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nospam · Wed May 07, 2008 1:33 am Erotic dreams

*thumbs up*

i love the type of dreams when you wake up and need to wank furiously.

last night i had a very perverse and demented dream where i was djing at what i thought was an empty club until i walked upstairs only to find an absolutely huge packed dancefloor full of the sexiest cyber goths known to man.

it was very sexual.

Dananiel · Wed May 07, 2008 3:03 am

the other week i had a dream that i was stuck in a parking lot full of identical blue vans, and in order for me to escape, i had to climb through the vans but inside would be lots of different people who wanted to kill me. i couldn't escape, but eventually i fell through the floor of one of the vans and found myself on the train. all seemed normal, until i realised everybody on the train had exactly the same face (aphex style) and it was the face of an old paedophile who wanted to kill me. nobody was directly attacking me but i just got the general impression that i was about to die and i looked at some kids playing on the seats and they looked up at me and they both had exactly the same face. then i turned around and saw a man in a hood with no face and he began to grip my sides and his fingers started melting into my flesh.

Elliott · Wed May 07, 2008 8:18 am

why did that make you wank?

nospam · Wed May 07, 2008 8:40 pm

weird dream last night:

i was asleep in my "bed" (it's a dodgy travel bed thing) facing the wall. i was having this dream where i ended up in the exact same position i was lying in in real life, in the same bed, in the same room.. basically i was dreaming like i was awake..but i wasn't, my eyes were shut.. i actually couldn't tell if i was awake or asleep.. and cos i lucid dream, it all felt very real. all of a sudden, i feel my neck being grabbed.. and my neck is being choked.. and somebody puts a hand over my mouth, then i'm being dragged out of bed.. but almost levitated out of bed rather than being dragged.. and in a horizontal direction upwards.. and i'm looking back down onto my bed up against the wall and trying my best to scream for help and nothing.. i can't.. cos i'm so scared and also cos my mouth and neck are being squeezed so tight.. i literally thought if i rose anymore, i'd be dead.. like i was being taken away?.... it was terrifying and eventually i managed to wake myself up to find i was absolutely covered in a hot sweat, and as i finally came to, realised it was all a dream.. it was fucked up... then i fell asleep again only to have my horrid dreams.. this time involving me and craig walking home in some horrible area and me somehow carrying a gun and trying to shoot people but the gun refused to shoot the bullets.. and then getting double crossed, etc, that one isn't such a good story, but still felt very real and again had to wake myself up before i thought i was gonna die.

blahblahblah anyway, enough of all that fantasy, i did also drink a lovely milkshake in my last dream of the night.

Pah. · Thu May 08, 2008 5:16 pm

http://uk.youtube.com/watch!v=OcCj0tYo95g
elliotts dream envisioned?