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BILLY V2.0
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| Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:23 am I just got sent this. |
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Guys, girls...any truth to these? I'm going to have to rethink my life, and kiss a girl, after reading these factoids. Some cretinous Yank sent me this over Myspace.
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People with crooked teeth usually KiSS BETTER than people with straight teeth ..
-- When you chew gum before you kiss,, it actually makes your breath SMELL WORSE than before because of your salivary glands ..
// Mints work MUCH better. <3 <3 <3
`*GUYS;: It is much more ROMANTiC to kiss us in a fancy restaurant or UNDER THE STARS than to kiss in your bedroom or in the movie theaters
`*GiRLS;: Just because a guy kisses you every 10 minutes doesn't mean he`s using you ..he's just a little horny ;) && there`s no problem with that !!!
-- It has been PR0VEN that when people with the SAME HAiR C0L0R kiss, it is more R0MANTiC than that of a different hair color !!!
[( WE D0NT KNOW WHY )]
-- your FiRST KiSS isnt always your BEST KiSS
-- If you can tie a KN0T in a CHERRY with your tounge, it doesn't mean you are a good kisser .. it just means your TOUNGE MUSCLE is strong
-- ALL GiRLS are NOT hoes, and ALL GUYS are NOT PLAYERS .. EVERYONE gets a LiTTLE H0RNY sometimes ;)
BE A GREAT KiSSER W/ THESE TiPS
-- T0UCH THEIR FACE
-- RUN Y0UR FiNGERS THR0UGH THEIR HAiR
-- KiSS S0FTLY AT FiRST, THEN APPLY M0RE PRESSURE
-- H0LD THEM...it shows you want them near you. <3 |
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak
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| Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:41 am |
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Good advice.
What is your myspace address then Bill? or shall I guess? |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:47 am |
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/northerndarkness
Alright?
(This thread isn't going to make sense to anyone) |
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Turtlebonce
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| Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:13 am |
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some advice for the ladies:
Shutup and kiss us on the cock, we like it better. |
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RChappo
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| Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:29 am |
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Rather jaunty use of capital and lowercase letters in that original email.
It seems that proper punctuation is a tHIng ::O;'F tHe-*pa$T. |
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Dananiel
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| Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:23 am Re: I just got sent this. |
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Quote: `*GUYS;: It is much more ROMANTiC to kiss us in a fancy restaurant or UNDER THE STARS than to kiss in your bedroom or in the movie theaters
Basic maths tells me kissing in the bedroom is more likely to equal sexual relations, unless your lover is a skanky ho, which would be ideal.
Quote: `*GiRLS;: Just because a guy kisses you every 10 minutes doesn't mean he`s using you ..he's just a little horny ;) && there`s no problem with that !!!
Well, he is using you.
Quote: -- It has been PR0VEN that when people with the SAME HAiR C0L0R kiss, it is more R0MANTiC than that of a different hair color !!!
[( WE D0NT KNOW WHY )]
This made me laugh out loud, brilliant. It's the DON'T KNOW WHY bit. But the fact that it's "proven" is interesting, I wonder what kind of scientific tests were taken out. Did they get a group of same-colour-haired boys and girls and measured the romanticism levels? I like to think so.
Quote: -- If you can tie a KN0T in a CHERRY with your tounge, it doesn't mean you are a good kisser .. it just means your TOUNGE MUSCLE is strong
I'm pretty sure that abillity will pay off beyond kissing.
I wonder about these things. Are they really started by young girls or some bloke in a viral marketing agency? I don't really know how they make money out of these things but there's bound to be a way. Can you imagine how stupid this person must feel, sat in an office writing this up. |
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mentalist
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| Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:18 pm |
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Turtlebonce wrote: some advice for the ladies:
Shutup and kiss us on the cock, we like it better.
And when you get married. Just shut up.
Always helps in a relationship. |
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak
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| Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:47 pm Re: I just got sent this. |
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Daaaaaaan wrote:
I wonder about these things. Are they really started by young girls or some bloke in a viral marketing agency? I don't really know how they make money out of these things but there's bound to be a way. Can you imagine how stupid this person must feel, sat in an office writing this up.
Can you imagine how stupid a person must feel analysing every paragraph like an English lesson. :lol:
(sorry) |
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Dananiel
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| Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:59 pm |
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| Wanna swap lives for a bit? |
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Turtlebonce
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| Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:07 pm |
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Quote: And when you get married. Just shut up.
Always helps in a relationship.
Haha.
Quote: Wanna swap lives for a bit?
Haha! |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:21 am Re: I just got sent this. |
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Daaaaaaan wrote: This made me laugh out loud, brilliant. It's the DON'T KNOW WHY bit. But the fact that it's "proven" is interesting, .
Yeah, that was my favourite bit. I read it at college and wanted to show someone else, but I the only person in the library at 8:45am.
I've become increasingly annoyed by idiots lately. I was reading IMDB earlier, and under the Nathan Barley bit someone had asked where he can buy a Wasp T12 phone. Did he even get the point of the show? |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:57 am |
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Methods of Love...
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*A wink ---"Let's get it on"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completley Comfortable with you"
--Advice--
*If your kissing someone, close your eyes.
It's not nice to stare.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're deffinitely in Love.
--Requirements--
*Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
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Alright? |
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Dananiel
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| Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:19 am |
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| So in summary, if you touch another human on any part of their anatomy, you well luvs them you do. |
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Turtlebonce
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| Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:55 am |
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| I notice they havent got one for anal fisting. |
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RChappo
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| Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:20 pm |
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All the dreams that we were building
We never fulfilled them
Could be better, should be better
For lessons in love
Ladies and gentlemen.....Level 42...... |
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