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RChappo · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:37 pm Post subject: Claims To Fame.

Just been reading a thread on another forum about peoples claims to fame.

These ranged from the magificent :"I shagged Kirsten Dunst"

to the tenuous :

"on a services stop with a mate from work, who should disembark from one of the many coaches but good old terry waite"

So what are your claims to fame...tenuous or not...

Here are a few starters:

- I once sort of knew the tambourine player from the Littl'ans Very Happy

- I puked up in a toilet stall while Steve Stone (former Forest midfielder,
now at Leeds) was taking a piss at the urinal. When I emerged from the
stall he asked me if I was "alright lad?"
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Dananiel · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:14 pm Post subject:

I suppose my biggest is that I met Gary Lineker at a cancer hospital. Not much else to say. He had a rubbish looking car.

I once saw Barry from Eastenders walking around the village I used to go to school in like he fucking owned the place.

My great uncle played for Plymouth or something.

I saw Stuart Pearce giving a talk about RAC motor insurance in Bristol broadmead.

I uhh...I live in the cul-de-sac where Cary Grant was born. Japanese tourists come and take pictures of the house. Is there anything they won't take pictures of?

My mums friend was chatted it up by John Lennon before The Beatles were famous.

My sister went to Nick Park's house and saw cocaine everywhere [/slander]

That's about it for now.

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

I'm Asian.

I was born and bred in the same city as this guy:

...and Mike Jones. And Beyonce Knowles. And Slim Thug.

RChappo · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:21 pm Post subject:

RChappo · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:30 pm Post subject:

I've thought of some more.

I saw Jonathan Ross checking in for a flight at Stanstead airport once.

I appear in the video for the Moxy Fruvous song "I Will Hold On'. Blink and you'll miss me though. I had to walk back and forth across the studio a few dozen times.

I was in a band who once supported a Jam ('The Jam' that is) tribute band. Their lead singer was once on 'Stars In Their Eyes" giving it some Weller.
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LDIF · Sexmonster Joined: 12 Feb 2006 Posts: 242

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:34 pm Post subject:

I had a pint with Richard Branson after a rugby match once, and I saw the ginger girl off Sugar Rush, shopping, once.
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COCKTEASE · Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:40 pm Post subject:

i've seen loads of the cast off coronation street

i saw gordon burns in GAP

girls aloud came to my school and entered my maths lesson Shocked

oh and alex carter went to my school

can't think of much else really

RChappo · Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:42 pm Post subject:

My dentist is the son of a former President of Vietnam.

I was once purchasing some clothes at the Toronto branch of Roots and Andy Bell and Gem Archer of Oasis were at the till next to me.
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:56 am Post subject:

I've met Vic Reeves and Paul O'Grady.

I met DI Brownlow from The Bill at a celeb footie match when I was 12.

My mother (thats not me) met Paula Yates and Bob Geldof in our local high street with Peaches back in 1989.

I used to own a pair of glasses as worn by Gordon Grimley.
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Pah. · Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:18 pm Post subject:

i was left waiting for a late friend at holland park station on friday, as so it seemed was steve pemberton who was just standing by huffing and puffing and looking at his watch too.

mentalist · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 207

I once served Dave "The Hairy Monster" Lee Travis a big mac in Reading McDonalds.

C'mon - top that you lot.
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LDIF · Sexmonster Joined: 12 Feb 2006 Posts: 242

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