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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 697

Quentin Tarantino tried to punch my lights out on Friday night. I feel a fool.
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:23 am Post subject:

haha, why?! don't annoy quentin, he's great
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 697

it was going well, my friends i was with knew him and as i arrived at the bar they were at i couldn't believe it was him. i asked him what was in the suitcase and he said "whatever you want it to be", i told him i thought he was great and i loved his films, then i asked what his new film was about, "about 90 minutes long... ha ha.. no, about 240 minutes".. then at the end of the night i said, "hey quentin! do you ever wanna read any of my scripts?" and he replied, simply saying, "no". so then i said, "hey, what about this?..." and grabbed his stomach and started to squeeze it in a what i thought, was a humourous fashion (my friends were unimpressed). he then looked at me and said "do you wanna be punched in the face?" at which point i then retreated and moved away. he is an extremely odd looking fellow, too. he was going on about slyvester stallone a lot in his funny shell suit attire.
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:32 am Post subject:

hahaha

i can't believe you met quentin tarintino. and rubbed his belly
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 697

it was an extremely surreal night. i met the singer of squeeze, i saw clem curtis from the foundations perform "baby, now that i've found you" at the jazz cafe originally and then the night just seemed to get stranger and stranger involving members of the mighty boosh, towers of london and razorlight. kimberley stewart drew a swastika on my foreheart in my friends bathroom with eyeliner saying "it's what my dad used to do to us when we were kids." i didn't think very much of her actually, she seemed quite the spiteful type.
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:37 am Post subject:

i dunno who that is.

i spent friday night watching NUTS TV. lucy pinder's book at booktime is unmisssble
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 697

kimberley stewart - rod stewart's daughter.
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ps apologies for the shameless namedropping
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:39 am Post subject:

have you ever been asked onto a reality show ronnie
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 697

no.
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:43 am Post subject:

haver you seen that programme where they get 2 bands from different genres and they have to work together to write a song? you should go on that. just an idea
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 697

is that like when linkin park and jay-z teamed up?
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