Wernham Hogg Forum

Pah.

FAST REPLYS. fast replies. ok well i am quirw quite drunk not my fault and theres a place in a fat where all my best friends live which i could take, but i'm abandoning my old flat mates? well basially, do i go and live in a flat where i am with all my best friends and wanted or stay loyal in this one where i was placed and have grown to love?

Daniel · Sexmonster Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 88

You'll probably get better stories out of living in the flat. Maybe.

Halls are just Hollyoaks scaled down, fits inside a block of flats.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:29 pm Post subject:

hire a stunt double and do both! nobody is is going to notice. students are constantly fucked.
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 697

flat, easily.
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Pah. · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:01 pm Post subject:

i sobered up, woke up, and all my stuff was in bags.. so i decided to move. then i left my room and there was a note on my door from the chinese girl saying she was sad because she loves us and wants to talk to us without the language difficulties, and my heart melted and i decided to stay so thats what happenenened.
i have absolutely no recollection of posting this!

Daniel · Sexmonster Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 88

I AM HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

but national express cn FUCK OFF RIGHT FUCKING OFF GOD.

i mean fucking christ what the fuck.

Daniel · Sexmonster Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 88

apparently, the people who make decisions at national express are under the fucking impression that when it goes to night time in england, IT TURNS 50 BELOW FREEZING AND WE MUST TURN ON HEATING ACCORDINGLY. i'm not exaggerating, this happens every time, every time i'm on the coach at night the heaters get turned on and everybody nearly passes out from heat exhaustion, except this time, iu was sat right by a heater and luterally waves of heat were bellowing up around me i thought i was gonna catch fire.

but if you ask the driver to turn it off, he says he can't IT'S AUTOMATIC!

again, i have to stress it wasn't 'just a bit hot' it's literally ready to fucking pass out hot.

and i got off, all ready to complain to somebody but nobody was there and the fresh awful sdhitty but cold air of bristol was waiting outside.

then of course there's nothing more depressing than walking through broadmead and seeing what passes for a good time

RANT VENT RANT VENT RANT VENT HEY!

Daniel · Sexmonster Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 88

but that chinese girl sounds adorable.

give her one from me.

Pah. · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:28 pm Post subject:

megabus! its cheaper too