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BILLY V2.0
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 Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:23 am Post subject: I just got sent this. |
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Guys, girls...any truth to these? I'm going to have to rethink my life, and kiss a girl, after reading these factoids. Some cretinous Yank sent me this over Myspace.
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People with crooked teeth usually KiSS BETTER than people with straight teeth ..
-- When you chew gum before you kiss,, it actually makes your breath SMELL WORSE than before because of your salivary glands ..
// Mints work MUCH better. <3 <3 <3
`*GUYS;: It is much more ROMANTiC to kiss us in a fancy restaurant or UNDER THE STARS than to kiss in your bedroom or in the movie theaters
`*GiRLS;: Just because a guy kisses you every 10 minutes doesn't mean he`s using you ..he's just a little horny  && there`s no problem with that !!!
-- It has been PR0VEN that when people with the SAME HAiR C0L0R kiss, it is more R0MANTiC than that of a different hair color !!!
[( WE D0NT KNOW WHY )]
-- your FiRST KiSS isnt always your BEST KiSS
-- If you can tie a KN0T in a CHERRY with your tounge, it doesn't mean you are a good kisser .. it just means your TOUNGE MUSCLE is strong
-- ALL GiRLS are NOT hoes, and ALL GUYS are NOT PLAYERS .. EVERYONE gets a LiTTLE H0RNY sometimes
BE A GREAT KiSSER W/ THESE TiPS
-- T0UCH THEIR FACE
-- RUN Y0UR FiNGERS THR0UGH THEIR HAiR
-- KiSS S0FTLY AT FiRST, THEN APPLY M0RE PRESSURE
-- H0LD THEM...it shows you want them near you. <3
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:41 am Post subject: |
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Good advice.
What is your myspace address then Bill? or shall I guess?
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BILLY V2.0
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:47 am Post subject: |
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/northerndarkness
Alright?
(This thread isn't going to make sense to anyone)
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Turtlebonce
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:13 am Post subject: |
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some advice for the ladies:
Shutup and kiss us on the cock, we like it better.
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RChappo
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:29 am Post subject: |
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Rather jaunty use of capital and lowercase letters in that original email.
It seems that proper punctuation is a tHIng ::O;'F tHe-*pa$T.
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Dananiel
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:23 am Post subject: Re: I just got sent this. |
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| Quote: | | `*GUYS;: It is much more ROMANTiC to kiss us in a fancy restaurant or UNDER THE STARS than to kiss in your bedroom or in the movie theaters |
Basic maths tells me kissing in the bedroom is more likely to equal sexual relations, unless your lover is a skanky ho, which would be ideal.
| Quote: | | `*GiRLS;: Just because a guy kisses you every 10 minutes doesn't mean he`s using you ..he's just a little horny && there`s no problem with that !!! |
Well, he is using you.
| Quote: | -- It has been PR0VEN that when people with the SAME HAiR C0L0R kiss, it is more R0MANTiC than that of a different hair color !!!
[( WE D0NT KNOW WHY )]
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This made me laugh out loud, brilliant. It's the DON'T KNOW WHY bit. But the fact that it's "proven" is interesting, I wonder what kind of scientific tests were taken out. Did they get a group of same-colour-haired boys and girls and measured the romanticism levels? I like to think so.
| Quote: | | -- If you can tie a KN0T in a CHERRY with your tounge, it doesn't mean you are a good kisser .. it just means your TOUNGE MUSCLE is strong |
I'm pretty sure that abillity will pay off beyond kissing.
I wonder about these things. Are they really started by young girls or some bloke in a viral marketing agency? I don't really know how they make money out of these things but there's bound to be a way. Can you imagine how stupid this person must feel, sat in an office writing this up. |
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mentalist
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Turtlebonce wrote: | some advice for the ladies:
Shutup and kiss us on the cock, we like it better. |
And when you get married. Just shut up.
Always helps in a relationship.
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:47 pm Post subject: Re: I just got sent this. |
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| Daaaaaaan wrote: |
I wonder about these things. Are they really started by young girls or some bloke in a viral marketing agency? I don't really know how they make money out of these things but there's bound to be a way. Can you imagine how stupid this person must feel, sat in an office writing this up. |
Can you imagine how stupid a person must feel analysing every paragraph like an English lesson. :lol:
(sorry)
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Dananiel
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Wanna swap lives for a bit? |
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Turtlebonce
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | And when you get married. Just shut up.
Always helps in a relationship. |
Haha.
| Quote: | | Wanna swap lives for a bit? |
Haha!
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BILLY V2.0
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:21 am Post subject: Re: I just got sent this. |
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| Daaaaaaan wrote: | | This made me laugh out loud, brilliant. It's the DON'T KNOW WHY bit. But the fact that it's "proven" is interesting, . |
Yeah, that was my favourite bit. I read it at college and wanted to show someone else, but I the only person in the library at 8:45am.
I've become increasingly annoyed by idiots lately. I was reading IMDB earlier, and under the Nathan Barley bit someone had asked where he can buy a Wasp T12 phone. Did he even get the point of the show?
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BILLY V2.0
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:57 am Post subject: |
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Methods of Love...
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*A wink ---"Let's get it on"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completley Comfortable with you"
--Advice--
*If your kissing someone, close your eyes.
It's not nice to stare.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're deffinitely in Love.
--Requirements--
*Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
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Alright?
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:19 am Post subject: |
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| So in summary, if you touch another human on any part of their anatomy, you well luvs them you do. |
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Turtlebonce
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:55 am Post subject: |
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I notice they havent got one for anal fisting.
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RChappo
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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All the dreams that we were building
We never fulfilled them
Could be better, should be better
For lessons in love
Ladies and gentlemen.....Level 42......
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