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Dananiel
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| Nah, he's only your step grandad. |
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Pah.
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| i've recently regressed into being an adolescent dew eyed idiot too, through the alone thing and because i've just realised i look like a fraggle (i do!) the wittiest action i could muster today to the lovely lovely lovely thing that sits next to me in french was to call him a tosser and steal his pen. |
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Turtlebonce
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| Quote: | | In 10 days I'm going to live with my grandmother and step grandad on a farm which is a retirement home for old people. I don't think I could win this competition without breaking some sort of law. |
if you could unleash this kind of stuff on the babes, you'd be spunking all over peoples nips. with stuff like that, you can spunk on mine if you like
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak
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| Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:40 am Post subject: |
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| Pah. wrote: | | i've recently regressed into being an adolescent dew eyed idiot too, through the alone thing and because i've just realised i look like a fraggle (i do!) the wittiest action i could muster today to the lovely lovely lovely thing that sits next to me in french was to call him a tosser and steal his pen. |
You ain't no fraggle....
I'd love one of them though.
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BILLY V2.0
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| Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:01 am Post subject: |
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| Pah. wrote: | | i've recently regressed into being an adolescent dew eyed idiot too, through the alone thing and because i've just realised i look like a fraggle (i do!) the wittiest action i could muster today to the lovely lovely lovely thing that sits next to me in french was to call him a tosser and steal his pen. |
Men love that sort of thing. I got beaten up by a girl in year 2, and I think its what bought on my some of my more obscure feti' (whats the plural of fetish?)
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Dananiel
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If it was feti, it would be spelt fetii. But stop trying to ponce up your seedyness.
And at the risk of being offensive, Ellen actually does look a bit like a fraggle....only...taller.
I'll be off. |
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BILLY V2.0
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| Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:35 am Post subject: |
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And at the risk of being offensive, Ellen actually does look a bit like a fraggle....only...taller.
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You charmer
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Dananiel
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| Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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| She said it first! |
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Pah.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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that picture there. thats pretty much exactly what i look like. so, you know, no offence taken.
feta? |
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| Quote: | | So its between Me, Billy, Dan, Bonce... who will pull first? (oooh che...) |
A lanky, goggle eyed freak, a lad that was so unsuccessful with the poontang over here he had to move to the other side of the world, and a loner who shuns summer because it shines on his monitor. If i don't win this, im gonna start cutting myself.
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Dananiel
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Firstly, I'm not a loner. I've got you lot.
Secondsly, I shun summer because the sun is fucking shit and I want it to die. Not a popular opinion, but there you go. |
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak
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I kind of agree with that point. I love it in the winter when it gets dark early - its a bit of a bad 'hobbit' I have (eh?)
Although I say that, I actually found the sunshine cheered me up today which was nice. I even wore my shades. 
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BILLY V2.0
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| Turtlebonce wrote: | | Quote: | | So its between Me, Billy, Dan, Bonce... who will pull first? (oooh che...) |
A lanky, goggle eyed freak, a lad that was so unsuccessful with the poontang over here he had to move to the other side of the world, and a loner who shuns summer because it shines on his monitor. If i don't win this, im gonna start cutting myself. |
All 3 of those are applicable to me. Should I be worried, or do I win by default?
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Turtlebonce
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you win. but in the smallest way possible.
Life! oh Life!
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BILLY V2.0
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Anyway I've got a 5 hour stop off at Singapore on my own next week, so I'm bound to find at least 1 ladyboy.
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