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Dananiel · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject: Cough cold sweets

I tastered the student lifestyle (bonce) and went to the garage for some menthol sweets because I'm sniffling and coughing like a twat.

Why the fuck do people buy these things? I've eaten one Halls and one honey Locket and my cough is still here and my nose is still running. The only difference is my mouth feels freezing cold and they taste a bit like I'm sucking diluted bleach.

But I know I'll keep sucking them. Apparently the Halls contain "mentho-lyptus". They've made that up.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:32 am Post subject:

i hear ya. i can't stand menthol. it makes your tongue/throat go numb, and you feel like a spacker. throat sweets annoy me especially, because as you suck them sharp edged holes appear in them, which then shred your tongue to shit.

mentho-lyptus sounds almost as silly as "bifidus digestivum" the made up ingredient in yakults
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:40 am Post subject:

DJ Bifidus Digestivum

Dananiel · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:52 pm Post subject:

I've gone and bought more of these. Why. Just fucking why.

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drugs are cool

Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

Drugs aren't cool.
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Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

The people who take them are.

(just to clarify)
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:31 am Post subject:

That mobile brain advert is sickening. Although I did happen to be tucking into a blamonge at the time.
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Pah. · Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:08 pm Post subject:

vicks first defence sort of works. try that out, dan. cough sweets are just numbening. tongue and soul?

Dananiel · Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject:

I'm too stubborn to go and buy more products now. Nadine says those nose strips are good too but I just can't be bothered now. I know in a day or two it'll be gone anyway.

Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

apply directly to the forehead.

(oh dear, chapster will get that, rest of us, not so likely. but worth posting.
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Pah. · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:33 pm Post subject:

i've had a cold that wont shift for about 2 fucking weeks now. theyre annoying things.