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Dananiel · Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 12:53 pm Post subject: I....might have broken my foot

Yeah so yesterday my foot wouldn't go in one direction and it was slightly painful to walk, but I just assumed it was cramp or something. Then during the night last night I kept waking up because my foot was in complete agony, even moving it at all would cause immense pain. I got up and soaked it in warm soapy water but that hasn't done much for it.

I really don't fancy a trip to the hospital, and more importantly, I don't fancy having another cast on my foot. It's a fucking nightmare.

RChappo · Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:27 pm Post subject:

Ouch. Did you kick something and hurt it or did it just start hurting randomly?
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:31 pm Post subject:

I just woke up and it was like that yesterday. My guess is that I kicked the wall in my sleep or something.

RChappo · Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:37 pm Post subject:

Maybe you just bruised the bone or something?

Shame it's not Comic Relief you could do a sponsored hop!
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:57 pm Post subject:

I just had to hop downstairs to get a stool to rest my foot on, it was agony. Where's my mum when I need her, eh? This is perfect, I have a reason to have food brought to me.

But yeah, I doubt I've broken it. Not properly. But this does feel worryingly similar to when I broke my foot before, and that was only a small fracture or something.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 12:50 am Post subject:

if warm soapy water didn't fix it i'm not sure what use a doctor is going to be. have your dinner on a tray in bed and see if you feel any better.
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Dananiel · Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:04 am Post subject:

Yeah, with advice like that, why bother consulting my GP?

nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 704

Maybe you've got the GOUT?.................caused by a poor diet.[/list]
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haha, gout

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 11:18 pm Post subject:

Is it better yet? My foot is hurting at the moment because my toenails are really long but I'm ashamed to ask for a toenail clipper from my friend, and my fingernails are too weak to pick them myself. I've tried biting them but my foot doesn't reach my mouth. I'm having trouble putting trainers on at the moment.
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Dananiel · Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject:

You do sound like a fully fledged tramp. You can cut your nails with scissors, I found out. Just cut the end and the rest peels off.

My foot's a bit better, I can walk on it now.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 9:45 pm Post subject:

just a quick update. i no longer need to worry about putting shoes on, as my friend has vomited a mixture of beer and blood over the only pair of shoes i own, and it's only 9:45pm. his mum is in tears and i expect i'll be thrown out tomorrow.

BIG ISSUE, anyone?
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Dananiel · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 9:54 pm Post subject:

Haha

I promise you your life is hilarious. It's one of those, you-don't-need-to-be-there things.

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

its all about survival chum. i hope youve been catching up on yer ray mears
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 9:59 pm Post subject:

honesty. its a mess. i am using the computer of a german girl i kissed when she was 14! remember that? when i was sort of (but not quite) a nonce. i am gagging for a dump but i have lost the keys to the house somewhere in richmond. i suually wee behind the shed, but can i poo there? can i? where did andy m,cnabb shit?

by the way i am going to my nans for the night tomorrow. (the same nan thawt kicked me out) its a funny old world!
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