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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:07 pm Post subject: avril lavigne

am i the only one that loves her new single 'girlfriend' ? i am, aren't i
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Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

Yeah, repeating words doesn't make a great song.
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My music video (again)

Dananiel · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:51 am Post subject:

Bloody hell, catch up. I'll let you off since you live in a shed.

It is basically Hey Micky.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:09 pm Post subject:

you need to catch up, mate. i'm employed at Savill Gardens and i'm spending this month at my aunt's by the river in staines. booyakasha!
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Dananiel · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject:

What are you doing there? Bear warden?

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:46 pm Post subject:

i'm not entirely sure as it all happened a bit fast. i got the job at one of those temp agencies, but it's available indefinitely, or until i decide to quit. i start this friday and i'm doing mon-fri next week, after that i'll see how it goes then take more shifts if i want. i think i'm in the gift shop or something.
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RChappo · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject:

Ohhh. That's a lovely place to work.

Let us know if you see any of the Royal Family driving around won't you!
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Dananiel · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:56 pm Post subject:

Assuming you get on with the other staff I bet it'd be great working there.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:41 pm Post subject:

it does seem nice. it's in a 'reet posh area too.

anyway, on to more important stuff. i just found a big pink vibrating dildo in my aunt's bedroom whilst looking for my uncles porn. how am i going to look her in the eye again? it was next to loads of weird products that must be lubes or creams, all made by durex.
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Dananiel · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject:

Film her using it, put on empornium. Obviously.

Incidentally, have you seen this http://www.youtube.com/watch!v=2W_gInR3gXs

The bbc with their finger on the pulse of 21st century culture, there.

RChappo · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:45 pm Post subject:

LOL. I like how it was the first one up as well.

That presenter is pretty fit though...what's her name???!!! Wink

Billy's story reminds me of a time when I was around my mates house when I was about 14 or 15 and we found his Mum's vibrator and a stack of hardcore porn mags under a loose floorboard. The gross thing was my mate actually put the vibrator in his mouth. Yuck!!!! If it's not bad enough that it was his own mothers toy...you could never be sure that his Dad hadn't had a little dabble with it either could you? Shocked

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Dananiel · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:51 pm Post subject:

Just be thankful you've never found a picture of your parents having sex.

That's all I'm saying.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:31 pm Post subject: