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Pah. Sexmonster

Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 1042 Location: greater but not great london
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:18 pm Post subject: beeeeeeeeeeeeeelgium |
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| but i dont know what to take. monday! |
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Dananiel Site Admin

Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 2458 Location: welcome
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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| You're going to Belgium, yeah. It's like one big bed and breakfast probably, just bring a flashlight, a six pack of Um Bongo and you're set. |
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RChappo Sexmonster

Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 1458 Location: US of Stateside.
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Kendall mint cake could be handy. I don't know what for though. _________________ "For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!" |
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Elliott Sexmonster

Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:58 am Post subject: |
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I went to Belgium a month ago or something.
Amazingly forgettable. We had mates there showing off the best places.
I predict you'll be on time for all the music. _________________ My music video (again) |
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BILLY V2.0 Sexmonster

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 2088 Location: sunbury
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:15 am Post subject: |
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travel scrabble _________________ Carlton Palmer doing his impression of a man with brain damage |
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The Nadine Experience Sexmonster
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| pull some fine bitches |
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Pah. Sexmonster

Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 1042 Location: greater but not great london
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Elliott wrote: | the best places.
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what were they!? |
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BILLY V2.0 Sexmonster

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 2088 Location: sunbury
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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go on a pilgrimage to the bit stephen fry went to when he lost his mind _________________ Carlton Palmer doing his impression of a man with brain damage |
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Pah. Sexmonster

Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 1042 Location: greater but not great london
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm eating chips and mayonnaise |
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LDIF Sexmonster

Joined: 12 Feb 2006 Posts: 242
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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| RChappo wrote: | | Kendall mint cake could be handy. I don't know what for though. |
I missed a junction on the M6 and, after a 45 minute journey through the Cumbrian outback, ended up in Kendal; surprisingly, I bought a small Kendal mint cake from a local garage: it wasn't much of a consolation. _________________ Floss is boss!!!! |
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Elliott Sexmonster

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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There was a bar that had over 2000 types of beer, and a few really big laminated menus.
Lots of old buildings, but all, you know, kinda the second tier of European history. Very thin alleyways with restaurants everywhere. _________________ My music video (again) |
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Dananiel Site Admin

Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 2458 Location: welcome
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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| That second tier is an absolute shit. |
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Pah. Sexmonster

Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 1042 Location: greater but not great london
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Elliott wrote: |
Amazingly forgettable. |
oh god no.... how can you say that! its so lovely, one of the best weeks of my life. I want to go back but to Antwerp, apparently thats an amazing place.
and the music festival was fantastic, but it fucking STANK of shit. Luckily there was a little town hidden about a 15 mintue walk away where we went to drink and eat and do poos (fuck portaloos, urgh) and then ten mintues from the camp site there was a quarry that was filled with really clean water that everyone just stripped off and went into at about 5 in the moirning. when i discovered it I was off my tits on ketamine and went for a hallucinagenic swim where i thought my stomach had a mouth. but the last night, DJ Shadow and ParaOne.. oh my god.
| Elliott wrote: | | There was a bar that had over 2000 types of beer, and a few really big laminated menus. |
Yes! Delirium, what a place. We went there on the last night, probbaly both the best and worst night of my life. My friend James and I went, i went to get a drink and when i turned back to go to the table he was surrounded by 14 women, all from kent on work experience at the british embassy. They looked like they were on a fucking hen do but it turned out they were all 16 and fucking lightweights. So after they fell over and left we started talking to these two guys, one australian one canadian, but they started getting really dodgy and bought James a few too many and so when he passed out the two blokes were carrying him off trying to get me to follow and get in a cab with them, actions which fucking stank of rape. the canadian was shoving me down the road, wanker. But i'd left with a drink so one of the barmen who'd been watching this all evening came out to tell me i had to bring the glass back and bascially told the two guys if they didnt fuck off he'd call the police. so luckily they did but then james collapsed on the floor and smacked his head on the stairs on the little alley outside, and i had no money, no clue how to get home, but everyone was so lovely they were all helping me out carry him, some guy was pretending to be a doorman so people would stop touching james' face. Still didnt stop him from getting mugged though, they stole his phone and wallet. So barman got out of work early to get us a cab home and carry him back because people were trying to call an ambulance and we really didnt want to go through that. and then the barman said that the whole thing with the drink was a lie that he just didnt want to see me go with another guy, and so we eventually got back and put james to bed unconcious then watched the sun rise over botanique gardens and had a nice little shower together but the bastard had.. ahem.. bitten me in a baaaaaddd place and i had to spend the next morning after one hour of sleep in 2 days, carrying my friend and our bags down to check out, trying ot get him concious again and going to the clinic to make sure i could get our flight. But i've got a delirium t-shirt now as a souvenir, which would have cost 35 Euros but didnt. I WIN.
well worth it though. |
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Dananiel Site Admin

Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 2458 Location: welcome
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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That is surely the most you've ever typed at a computer.
Ketamine...DJ Shadow...rape...belgium...
Makes ye winder mr partridge ye know wassit all aboot |
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BILLY V2.0 Sexmonster

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 2088 Location: sunbury
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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what did you say the name of this fillum was again? _________________ Carlton Palmer doing his impression of a man with brain damage |
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