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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 683

fucking hell i'm going out of my mind here.
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:33 am Post subject:

empornium.us
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Pah. · Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:15 pm Post subject:

HOW DO YOU NURSE A BROKEN KNEE

well not broken, just hurts all the time. you go to the chiropractor who tells you everything not alligned and you may just have early arthritis in your knee so you have to wear gay insoles and go swimming and do pilates like an old woman but its an excuse to buy really expensive trainers? mmmhttp://www.office.co.uk/womens/nike/zoom_blazer_mid/20/3387/11683/1

Dananiel · Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:35 pm Post subject:

Ohh, the white ones are nice. They're not a million miles from the glorious Nike 2015s

Also how many bones do you break a year, it seems a lot.

Pah. · Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:16 pm Post subject:

ah it's not broken, it's come indirectly from me messing up my arm and putting all my weight on the other side of my body. i really really really hate my bones.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:17 am Post subject:

you should just get yourself a wheelchair and be done with it
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 683

I've fucked up my foot somehow too. Thanks to that fuckin taxi driver.
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Pah. · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject:

hah.. somehow? of course due to that wanker. we should drink more milk cure those bones. i hate milk. food and milk.
did you go to the hoppital?

nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 683

no. i just live in pain.
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Pah. · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject:

GO TO THE HOSPOTAL.

nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 683

they can't cure a broken heart there?
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:04 pm Post subject:

you could have a pigs heart transplant i don't think they feel love. plus you'll be able to orgasm every 20 minutes.
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RChappo · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject:

and your cock might turn into a corkscrew shape.
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 683

does anyone remember the cbbc program, 'pig heart boy'. that left me scarred.
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:24 pm Post subject:

I do vaguely remember that. Does anyone remember that Jekyll and Hide thing? God that was annoying. It used to give me actual headaches.