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Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you.
And then it hit me.
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:51 am Post subject:

i'm ashamed to say that made me laugh out loud. is that one of yours?
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Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

No, but it had that exact effect on me as well!
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Pah. · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:42 pm Post subject:

one day you'll wake up, look in the mirror, and have the exact same look of pain in your eyes as Tim Vine does.

Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

fuck you ellen.

he's awesome.
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 685

oohoooooooooooooooh
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Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

A man ended up in hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a horse inside him...

His condition is described as stable...
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 685

Man walks into a bar.

Orders a gin and tonic and sits down.

"How refreshing."

(c) Elliott Day, 2007
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:54 pm Post subject:

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

haha thats good. can you imagine if he was the host instead of Tarrant?
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When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 685

What are the prices for the questions now it's only 13 questions? it's a burning issue in the Joice household
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Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

theyve cut the questions down? if thats true i didnt know that. they must be struggling for big money winners then
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When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 685

yeah it's now called new look who wants to be a millionairre or something, i think.
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Pah. · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:52 am Post subject:

i saw not going out on friday, it's got worse! it was ok before but fridays was awful..

Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

As a massive Tim Vine fan, and one who enjoyed the first series of Not Going Out, and who even went to a read through for this series (I know, mental!), I can confirm that it has gotten a lot worse.

Except the cleaner, who I laugh at everything which her mouth says.
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