Wernham Hogg Forum

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:56 am Post subject:

Are you secretly under the employment of vaseline? I want a tub now.
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:37 am Post subject:

Get one when you get back, you won't need another one for years.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:41 am Post subject:

http://chortle.co.uk/news/2007/07/27/5580/merton_set_for_itv_improv_show

might be good.

on an unrelated subject, frankie boyle is amazing on mock the week
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Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

This had slipped back to page one.

Delphi · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:21 am Post subject:

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:13 am Post subject:

at least if the sonic art business goes tits up he knows he can go door to door for vaseline
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:32 am Post subject:

I could honestly do that.

Delphi · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject:

Do most guys....keep jars of vaseline tucked in their sock drawer or what not...? Do tell, I'm curious....
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 697

I've never used it.
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RChappo · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:41 pm Post subject:

I have owned a tub of Vaseline but now I think about it I've no idea what I used it for or even why I bought it.
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:22 pm Post subject:

What you have to understand is, I was a master wanker. I've wanked in ways you wouldn't even dream of, I know the score. About wanking. Nothing else. Nothing important.

nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 697

i had a wank in an empty cellar yesterday.
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:28 pm Post subject:

Haha, wanking in public places is one of the few things I haven't mastered. Danger wanks don't really do it for me, sadly.

nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 697

i stayed at a girls house. it was unsuccessful, her earlier "i've got a boyfriend in london" comments i thought was just her way of flirting with me. uh uh. she made me sleep in this cellar. i couldn't sleep so i had a wank. still couldn't sleep so i left and got the bus home.
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Daniel · Sexmonster Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 88

well bump because i am unfortunately watching the english version of this

so so so so so BAD

i literally can't look away, they're all dying horrendously. except they get away with it because the audience laughs at almost anything