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I don't want to be a sexmonster.
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The Nadine Experience
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon,
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if i never have sex again i'm blaming the government.

theres actually a story behind that and it vaguely makes sense, but i just like the sentence.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

will you tell us
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:13 am    Post subject: Re: I don't want to be a sexmonster. Reply with quote

The Real IRA wrote:
Let's be honest, about 10% of this forum have had sex. We're fooling no one.


*Chuckles*...You see? It's statements like those that make me love this place... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Real IRA wrote:
Sexmonster sounds like something out of a Japanese cartoon, with 6 arms/tentacles.


Interestingly, I was on some site the other day reading about the Order of Angels, and supposedly the seraphim are listed as the four holy beasts in the book of Revelation and are also described as angels with six wings; two covering the face, two covering the feet, and two were used for flying.

I dunno why but this made me think of that...just a little tid-bit I'd throw in there. They sound rather horrifying though don't they?
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BILLY V2.0
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't get me started on seraphs.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But can you name the heirarchy? I suppose if I had to pick a favorite...I'd go with the Virtues...but the Thrones sound crazy:

The third ranking Order of Angels. They were also known as "Wheels" and "the Many-eyed Ones". They were considered Angels of Justice as they were said to carry out God's decisions. These Angels were often believed to be deployed like charioteers around the Throne of God. They were described in Ezekiel 1:13-19 as having four wings and four faces. They sparkled like the color of burnished brass. They had the hands of a man under their wings. Their wings were joined one to the other and they did not turn when they traveled - they all went straight forward. They had four faces. They had the face of a man as well as three other faces on their helmets - that of a lion, an ox, and an eagle. They moved on wheels in the middle of wheels, blue-green in color. Above their heads "the likeness of the firmament," which was the color of crystal, and under this were their wings, two on each side of their bodies. The noise of their wings was "like the noise of great waters."

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i've had sex! with a woman and everything!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've seen so many people having sex, I think somewhere along the line it just happened.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i genuinely wouldn't mind if i never got to have sex
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you lie.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nospam wrote:
you lie.


yeah that's how it generally starts.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my ex girlfriend just called me at 3am. she was in bed after a night out at a friend's birthday dinner. (!) and at the end, she said, well, what are you going to do now? i said. "well i think i'm going to bury my head in a nest of pillows." she laughed. then i ruined it by saying, "as i said that, i was thinking about your breasts."
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