Wernham Hogg Forum

Pah. · Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:58 pm Post subject:

if i never have sex again i'm blaming the government.

theres actually a story behind that and it vaguely makes sense, but i just like the sentence.

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

will you tell us

Delphi

Delphi · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:17 am Post subject:

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:12 am Post subject:

don't get me started on seraphs.
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Delphi · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:28 pm Post subject:

But can you name the heirarchy? I suppose if I had to pick a favorite...I'd go with the Virtues...but the Thrones sound crazy:

The third ranking Order of Angels. They were also known as "Wheels" and "the Many-eyed Ones". They were considered Angels of Justice as they were said to carry out God's decisions. These Angels were often believed to be deployed like charioteers around the Throne of God. They were described in Ezekiel 1:13-19 as having four wings and four faces. They sparkled like the color of burnished brass. They had the hands of a man under their wings. Their wings were joined one to the other and they did not turn when they traveled - they all went straight forward. They had four faces. They had the face of a man as well as three other faces on their helmets - that of a lion, an ox, and an eagle. They moved on wheels in the middle of wheels, blue-green in color. Above their heads "the likeness of the firmament," which was the color of crystal, and under this were their wings, two on each side of their bodies. The noise of their wings was "like the noise of great waters."

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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 685

i've had sex! with a woman and everything!
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:26 pm Post subject:

I've seen so many people having sex, I think somewhere along the line it just happened.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:55 am Post subject:

i genuinely wouldn't mind if i never got to have sex
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 685

you lie.
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RChappo · Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:34 am Post subject:

nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 685

my ex girlfriend just called me at 3am. she was in bed after a night out at a friend's birthday dinner. (!) and at the end, she said, well, what are you going to do now? i said. "well i think i'm going to bury my head in a nest of pillows." she laughed. then i ruined it by saying, "as i said that, i was thinking about your breasts."
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