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BILLY V2.0

write a novel

travel into space

live to see the existence of extraterrestial life proven

see a ghost
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:23 am Post subject:

Call a press conference to announce something completely mundane.

Have a child.

In that order.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:52 am Post subject:

understand the movie 'mulholland drive'

go to egypt and see the sphinx and cheops pyramid

become mates with david icke and ross kemp

i wish i could properly use and understand the english language. i'm quite ashamed when i read through old msn logs and i constantly misused their/there/they're and too/to. i still don't fully know when apostrophes are applicable and i use far too many commas, mostly incorrectly. i did english lit at a level and i probably read more than the average person growing up, but i think i learned these things at such a young age that i just got sloppy and didn't fully grasp it.
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:38 am Post subject:

I wish I had a slightly better grasp on when and when not to use a semicolon. I'm pretty sure I'm gettng it right most of the time, but sometimes I think "is that a - or even a : "

Minefield.

Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

Live!
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:52 pm Post subject:

have a nice family and a family dog, and have a house in a pleasant neighbourhood
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Pah. · Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject:

aww. work out which city is the best city to live in in the world.
not fuck my knee up anymore than it already is.
stop calling people when drunk...

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:23 pm Post subject:

i was excited when you called because i was desperate to regale somebody with my epic bee battle but realised within about 10 seconds you were off your face, and it wouldn't have been appreciated
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Pah. · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:38 pm Post subject:

I'm so sorry. But. It was good. I would have appreciated the story mega loads. Hows mandeep?

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject:

hes bloody good actually! saw the nutter on sunday. he's started taking excessive amounts of caffeine pills to tide him over until he can afford more weed.

i tried to call you yesterday but i hadnt got any credit. i saw a squirrel on my window and my aunt is on holiday so i couldnt call her
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