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Dananiel · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 3:14 pm Post subject: Glimpse a Life With Dan

A glass of spit circa March 2006.

A free pack of jelly beans I had to sent to me under the name of Brian Eno. Circa March again. Guffaw.

Flesh!

My lunch circa January 2006.

Double fried egg sandwhich. They're great at first but then the novelty dies.

This is me during my mini-breakdown. That night I lost it, drank coffee until I passed out and wrote an essay on the old forum. Bad toimes.

Same night. I had a bath and calmed down, put on my bright jumper and took it easy. Until I went mental again and started all over again circa 4am.

Circa circa circa. So, ther eyou go. A day in the life.

Pah. · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 3:25 pm Post subject:

how did this take so long to happen?

Dananiel · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 3:29 pm Post subject:

...is what the nation is thinking.

Pah. · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 5:47 pm Post subject:

i think i'm up for a yellow jumper sort of evening tonight. ma's gone for the weekend. theres lots of kaluha in my kitchen. black label imported from mexico, higher percentage. yes please.

Dananiel · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject:

Do you have a yellow jumper?

Pah. · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 9:07 pm Post subject:

i tell you no lies, no yellow jumper. but. i found found a yellow smock. and hat. a crazy frenchman!

i would like some whisky.

Dananiel · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 9:51 pm Post subject:

You look like you work at some sort of fast food establishment there.

Pah. · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 10:18 pm Post subject:

i am a happy meal.

Dananiel · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 10:24 pm Post subject:

What's your free toy?

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 762

A dan shaped dildo?
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Dananiel · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 10:44 pm Post subject:

That was taken off the shelves.

Pah. · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 10:45 pm Post subject:

then taken to the tills by ginger speccy bum loving men.

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 11:41 pm Post subject: Re: Glimpse a Life With Dan

Now, I know (hope) that's lemon barley water...

I've got those sticky fake keyboard keys with things like 'Push Me' written on them.

Facts...
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Dananiel · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 11:46 pm Post subject:

I didn't buy those fake keys, that's down to my mums humour.

And no, that is a glass of spit from when my tonsils were sore and nasty and swallowing my saliva was too much of a chore.

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 11:51 pm Post subject: