Wernham Hogg Forum

Belladonna · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:02 pm Post subject: Not happy

I get told to join the forum and no ones even around when I do. Bloody typical.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:18 pm Post subject:

Cheer up! You're part of an elite group now. You're also the first new member for about 5 months. Have you met everybody? Don't dress as a whore or John'll thump ya.
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Belladonna · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:23 pm Post subject:

No, I don't think I've had....'The Pleasure'

Guffaw etc

Dananiel · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:29 pm Post subject:

Right, some rules.

You are the third girl on the forum...no fourth! Jesus, we are fucking stallions. Please compete accordingly.

You can't use the toilet, because it's blocked.

You have to expect nobody to be online, we're a dying community. Very slowly dying.

mentalist · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 207

Belladonna · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:44 pm Post subject:

Ta muchly. I'll make sure I stick to the rules anyway. Whatever they were.

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:49 pm Post subject:

"drink!"

Oh new member.. hello.
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LDIF · Sexmonster Joined: 12 Feb 2006 Posts: 242

I didn't know there was a new lady on the scene? Wink

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Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

thats cos youre too busy burning down nonces houses

only took me 8 months to think of that. i think youll all agree its a belter.

just going through some old threads
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Pah. · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:44 pm Post subject:

diggity dig

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

microchips!
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When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

RChappo · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:11 am Post subject:

I love it how this thread developed.

A lady pops up on here and then LDIF appears out of nowhere....lol

I bet if I woman signed up tomorrow he's be on here again like a shot!
Wink

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Pah. · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:48 pm Post subject:

i think i love charlie brooker.

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:52 am Post subject:

diggity dig micro live.

that was very look around you.
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Nadine says:
a gorgeous gay monkey

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:05 am Post subject:

i wish i still had my "talkboy pen" (it was a pen that recorded about 3 seconds of audio, back in the 90's. those blissful years) so i could record brooker saying bellend, then just play it when people annoy me
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