Wernham Hogg Forum

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

is that sig bill from harry redknapp? jamie gets better and better as a pundit on sky, i half expected keano to deck him he was so good
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When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
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Dananiel · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:18 am Post subject:

Why the fuck do you keep bigging up Jamie Redknapp as a pundit? Are you his PA or something?

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

i just dont want to see hansen, lawro and fucking dixon being seen as the only game in town, pal. There top punditry that few people ever see, cos the regime dont like it (lack of sky).
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When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:40 am Post subject:

There is a standard to some extent. If I slip into emoticons, I get slated. If I talk to Nads when you lot aren't around I get mocked for being talkative. If I'm playing a game or am not really in the mood I get told to pick my act up. I've slowly relinquished my role as a core member of the clique, and I'm passing the baton onto up-and-comers like Emily and Alicia. It's for the good of the clique. You don't want dead wood. I'm a lame duck clique member.
Anyway as I said, I just want a break from MSN in general and I've got alot of pies in the oven at the moment. I'll be back one day, with anecdotes that'll blow your socks off. If you ever see a Dwarf, Shemale...or Dwarven Shemale, listen closely, and the wind will sing my name.

Jamie has got a long way to go before dislodging the holy trinity of Lineker-Lawro-Hansen. He's alright, but he is still a fledging. It's going to take more than good looks before he can mix it up with the big boys. I actually had a rant planned about how Jamie only got into punditry on the basis of being attractive but then I remembered Keown has done a stint recently too. Harry's head looks like a swollen bellend. One of the Portsmouth backroom staff ought really to tell him to loosen his tie. This was the last good Wenger quote I could find unfortunately, that weren't excuses for losing.
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The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

what.

Dananiel · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:45 am Post subject:

Those reasons are rubbish! If you're genuinely bored of it all then that's fine but how does us calling you a part timer stop you coming on now and again?

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

harry looks like a swollen bellend? what does yours look like then?!

come on pal, its all banter. we know we cant compete with elves and leeroy jenkins, we're willing to accept that. remember the good times? eh? CLEA said our name on the mint. if that means nothnig to you, then youre a lost cause. also, re the recording of you saying 'but im not a sex orfendor' as one of the greatest audios of all time. theyll be sampling that soon, mark my words. it shits on 'i could eat a knob at night'
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When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

i always get the piss taken out of me because i'm the girl and talbot gets made fun of because we all know he's a big gay and lol @ bonce

come aaaaaaawwwwnnnnn

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:01 am Post subject:

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

haha, JLC's ruddy great handprint story is great, you can hear the guy laffing in the background. I hate Mark Dolan though, i bet hes making all his stories up
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When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

Pah. · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:37 am Post subject:

who cares? he's incredibly attractive.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:45 am Post subject:

Has Mark Dolan ever done anything good? I can only remember him from hosting Balls of Steel, and he is credited on the Beeb website as writing for the Richard Blackwood show.
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Dananiel · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:17 pm Post subject:

I seem to remember The Richard Taylor Interviews being quite funny, but it's vague.

Pah. · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:51 am Post subject:

richard taylor interviews were good, the comedy lab pilot one was hilarious.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:14 pm Post subject:

Bosh!
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