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I got the old The Office Series One DVD out tonight, bloody great stuff as you all know. It's hard to resist quoting from it so here we go again....

"What she needs is a good shagging"
"I might bloody have to now"

"Managed to scrape a first so..."

"I've got something she can take down in evidence"
"Do you want to handle some swollen goods love?"
"I wouldn't mind escaping down her tunnel"

"It's fine...that's fine that one.."

"You're a cock, you're a cock, you're a cock...........you're a cock"

"Can you get some new batteries for Billy Bigmouth? Take it out of petty cash"

"Oh no it's not you it's the other one"
"The other what? Paki?"
"Oh that's racist"

Well ok I only watched the first two episodes of series 1, but I enjoyed meself.

Confused

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SpecialNeedsChild · Sexmonster Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 24

-"When cherries are red, they're ready for plucking. When girls are sixteen, they're ready for--"
-"Gareth!!"
-"Oh, you've heard that one..."

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:43 pm Post subject:

Brent: "Slagging you off.. yep"
Gareth: "David, What were they saying?"
Brent: "Oh just saying your branch is rubbish.. I said 'we're rubbish?' you Swindon lot are shit"
Brent: "You Swindon lot are little slugs with no personality!"

Oggy: "Just don't have a go at the eyes mate. Thats astigmatism which I've had since the age of five which makes them slightly...bulbous" Wink

A classic.
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Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 762

Remember.....Itworkswiththeturtle
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Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 396

"...but I don't agree with that in the workplace!"

"Handjob?"

"His wife has left him, I forgot about that."

"Why would a murderer put his name on the weapon?"
"So that people wouldn't borrow it."

Dananiel · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:55 am Post subject:

It's like 2002 again.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject:

"i've never come over a little queer!"

that was a waste of my 1000th post
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Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 396

Probably entertainer third.

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:45 am Post subject:

Look at Elliott, he's only trying to reach 20.
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:13 am Post subject:

elliot for mod (even though he doesn't pay bandwidth fees on time)
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:37 pm Post subject:

Nah. Although I still say Elliott should change the forum link on the website so it points here. It's the only way we get new users.

Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 396

But this is a local site for local people.

Trust me, the only emails I get about the office these days are people asking if I can put them in contact with Ricky Gervais. Which I can't.

Dananiel · Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:01 pm Post subject:

But I have The Office bits at the top! I want more new users asking where they can get merchandise that Ricky Gervais says isn't available in every fucking interview.

Go ooonnn.