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Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

Bhoys! again where's the boy
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Dananiel · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:01 pm Post subject:

I'd do that everytime we'd go to the seaside.

"Mummy what are thoooossseee" *smug knowing look*

"They're called boys"

"I CAN'T SEE ANY BOOOOYSS"

Hilarious.

RChappo · Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:27 am Post subject:

I tried the same joke last time I was in Weymouth with my Mum and Dad:

"Mummy what are thoooossseee" *smug knowing look*

"They're called floats"

"But I don't see any booooooyss"

Didn't work. Crying or Very sad

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The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

Oh buoy.

Dananiel · Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:39 am Post subject:

IS THAT A SUBTLE SPELLING CORRECTION, NADINE?

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

Actually it was the poor man's version of a Jack Brown pun.

But now that you mention it...

HEY DANIEL HOW DO YOU SPELL ENVELOPE?

Dananiel · Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:34 pm Post subject:

You'll never reach the heights of Jack.

Envlolope, and I won't rest until you accidentally use it in coursework or something.

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

Jack epitomizes pun.

I won't rest until you say "sadface" to your mum or something.

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

or better still, rapeface. not to be used on the mum, though
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When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:02 am Post subject:

hello
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The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

JON my mainest man

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

as in the wall socket
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When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:20 pm Post subject:

Hi chums.
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Pah. · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:56 pm Post subject:

friends reunited?