Wernham Hogg Forum

Dananiel · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:42 am Post subject:

Also, I really wish you were in that legendary abortion chat. You were the only person who kept logs then. I think Winsley kept logs, but I think bringing that up with her again would be a bad idea. Especially now her fiance has just left her.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:57 am Post subject:

haha, oh dear. has she started posting saucy pictures for attention again then?

there's too much good shit to paste here. i keep finding some classic boncisms and just laughing like mad

7/25/2006 15:05:54 Daniel - Bloody hell, I am the RSPCA. I've just had to go and rescue that baby badger. It had collapsed in the heat. I put it in a cool box and gave it some milk.

7/25/2006 15:16:02 Daniel - It's weird, now this badger thing has come up, I feel as if my life has a bit more importance. Bill, find a badger

7/25/2006 15:19:11 Daniel - Hahaha
7/25/2006 15:19:18 Daniel - This badgers life is in my hands!
7/25/2006 15:19:26 Daniel - I keep going out to check on it.
7/25/2006 15:19:54 Daniel - If it dies, I'm gonna raise my fist to sky and scream "MEEEENDOOOZZAAAAA!"

7/25/2006 15:20:45 Daniel - It's actually a hedehog. I got confused
7/25/2006 15:20:51 John - hahaha
7/25/2006 15:20:55 John - you fucking berk!
7/25/2006 15:21:02 John - you cant confuse badgers and hedgehogs!
7/25/2006 15:21:17 John - that cheapens the story. hedgehogs are everywhere
7/25/2006 15:22:13 John - a kid who lives in our street kicked a dead hedgehog at me once. its spikes penetrtaed my socks
7/25/2006 15:22:35 John - i may technically be part hedgehog
7/25/2006 15:22:49 John - yeh never see any hedgehog super heroes
7/25/2006 15:22:56 John - theyve got a great defence, with the spikes
7/25/2006 15:23:14 Daniel - Now I know how mothers feel when their babies are in intensive care
7/25/2006 15:23:34 Billy - hahaha
7/25/2006 15:23:41 Billy - how the fuck did you confuse a badger and a hedgehog?
7/25/2006 15:24:07 Billy - i thought it was a bit odd that a badger found its way into your garden
7/25/2006 15:24:29 John - yeh, badgers a vicious bastards
7/25/2006 15:24:32 Daniel - Yeah

7/25/2006 15:34:20 Daniel - Oh this is a disaster. Apparently cows milk will give the hedgehog diaorreah and dehydrate it

7/25/2006 16:18:07 Daniel - If the RSPCA send a fit woman out, I might play the considerate hedgehog mother card

7/25/2006 16:20:07 Daniel - It's got respiratory problems, I think they're gonna mercy kill it.
7/25/2006 16:20:11 Daniel - With a jack
7/25/2006 16:20:45 Daniel - I'd love it if this animal welfare gangster types turned up. All guns blazin "where is this motherufuckin spikey bastard"

7/25/2006 16:23:17 John - imagien if the rspaca had suddenyl sharpened up their act. like agents from the matrix. 'its ok, we're just gonna plug him back into the matrix. hell be clooecting gold rings in no time'
7/25/2006 16:23:22 Billy - haha
7/25/2006 16:23:38 Daniel - Haha

/25/2006 16:24:20 Daniel - I should spray paint him blue and throw this painted blue, nearly dead hedgehog with respiratory problems through some gold rings I made out of sand paper. The RSPCA would love that
7/25/2006 16:24:26 Billy hahahaha
7/25/2006 16:24:38 John - hahahaha
7/25/2006 16:24:41 John - fucking hell
7/25/2006 16:24:48 John - im laughing at a nearly dead hedgehog
7/25/2006 16:24:52 Billy - hahah
7/25/2006 16:24:57 John - im sub human scum
7/25/2006 16:25:15 John - get your cactus out, and if he hits that, he has to give all the rings back
7/25/2006 16:25:16 Daniel - I'm a mother

i'm gonna find a way to convert these xml files into something better. some of this stuff is golden
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:58 am Post subject:

7/25/2006 16:31:40 Daniel - Oh fuck! I can hear a seagull outside, those things are the schwarznegger of the animal kingdom, I've got to protect my young! BRB

haha, my cheeks are killing
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:59 am Post subject:

7/25/2006 17:00:34 Daniel - The RSPCA bloke walked off with my router box with the hedgehog in. I wonder if I can reclaim that
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Dananiel · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:06 am Post subject:

Hahahah, Jesus christ I can barely breathe reading some of that back. Which might be a bit egotistical.

Especially "
7/25/2006 16:23:17 John - imagien if the rspaca had suddenyl sharpened up their act. like agents from the matrix. 'its ok, we're just gonna plug him back into the matrix. hell be clooecting gold rings in no time' "

Dananiel · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:45 pm Post subject:

From Bill's Last.fm...

" 3 Lily Allen – Smile 157 "

How the fuck have you listened to that song 157 times? I listened to it twice and I wanted to tear my ears off.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:01 pm Post subject:

it's a great song! she does rhyme like an 8 year old, but still
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:27 pm Post subject:

Dananiel · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:32 pm Post subject:

What are they?

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:54 pm Post subject:

i dunno what they all are and i can't be arsed clicking them all but it tells you when you open the url. it's just random albums. i'm sort of to him what you were to me, except i just upload albums without providing any information, and ignore his opinion on everything.

amy winehouse looks quite fit since she became a crackwhore.
i was well annoyed the other day - i was watching one of those awful list programmes on bbc3 and katie melua was voted the 10th most annoying person in 2006 or something. they actually gave her the award whilst she was at some public event, and she looked devastated. how could anybody be horrible to katie melua?!
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Dananiel · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject:

OH GOD. I fucking hated that programme. I watched about an hour (it was on for three?) and it made me want to smear poo on my telly. Really annoying celebrities bitching about other celebrities, usually actually less annoying. Not actually getting any of the facts right. Then Pete Doherty gets to number one and they all say "what does he actually do?! bloody drug addict!" one stupid woman even saying "Can you sing me one song he's done? Thought not!" Which pisses me off a bit, Up The Bracket means a lot to me.

Yeah, this is why I can't be bothered watching TV much anymore. I get pointlessly angry.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject:

They seem to repeat it every night, too. i've just caught the last bit, about 3 days in a row, whilst waiting for the 2 pints double bill.
I love the fact they had Paul Danaan on there looking straight into the camera, advising celebrities on how to avoid the list next year. I'm paraphrasing, but he said "pick up a book, learn a skill. find out what you're good at. do something!" I really wanted it to be some sort of self-deprecating irony, but you just knew it wasn't.
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Dananiel · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:36 pm Post subject:

Unless I'm very much mistaken, Paul Danaan was in Hollyoaks. Have you been in Hollyoaks?

RChappo · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:45 pm Post subject:

Dananiel · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject:

KOREEEMMAAA KNOWS