Wernham Hogg Forum

Dananiel · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:33 am Post subject: Just cut my own hair

I am freaking the fuck out.

I've just realised that hairdressers don't just make the ends shorter, they do layers and shit.

Don't do it, kids. Do not do it.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:52 am Post subject:

oh you moron. how bad is it? a hairdresser can probably fix it, assuming you've not gone completely mental.
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Dananiel · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:56 am Post subject:

It's...not THAT bad. But it's long all over and just doesn't look quite right. I'm sure it can be fixed but I was trying to avoid a visit to my creepy Italian hairdresser.

I have considered doing the layers in the mirror but I just know that'll make it worse.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:03 am Post subject:

my old barber was greek and used to rest his testicles on my shoulder. he only charged a fiver though so i wasn't about to complain.

you need special scissors to do layers, they are a bit like a crocodiles mouth. you should definitely give it a go though. and post lots of pictures
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Dananiel · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:23 am Post subject:

Alright, this has gone horribly wrong.

From the front it looks okay...ish. But the right side (your right) is still a state

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1198/image007bn6.jpg

But from this side view, you can see what I've done. Jesus fucking christ.

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3121/image005im9.jpg

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:34 am Post subject:

haha, that is a bit of a balls up. on the plus side, it looks "kooky"

you should probably invest in one of those beanie hat things all the youths are wearing nowadays, until it grows back
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Dananiel · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:41 am Post subject:

I've got one, but I hate wearing it. I'll have to, though. And Bill it's not a question of it "growing back" i've fucked it up, the ends are shorter than the bits on top. It needs layering. I'm going to the hairdressers in the morning, I'm gonna say some numpty cut it at a party while I was asleep.

RChappo · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:04 am Post subject:

Just shave it all off and start again.
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Dananiel · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:11 am Post subject:

I don't have clippers or anything. All I've got is a pack of disposable razors. I don't think they're gonna do it.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:15 am Post subject:

if you have scissors you can cut it down to as thin as possible then go over your head with disposable razors, but you don't use shaving foam do you? that's going to chaff like mad. alternatively get cancer, and it'll come out on it's own saving you and your barber alot of bother
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:15 am Post subject:

that'll only work if you do chemotherapy though. otherwise you'll just die slowly with rubbish hair
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Dananiel · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:18 am Post subject:

Cheers for that, Bill.

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

now we know billy's price -- a fiver.

Pah. · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:08 pm Post subject:

ha! i bought barbers scissors off ebay, mostly do my hair myself its too pricey otherwise but i'm booked to get my hair done for free tomorrow at the toni and guy academy. scared they'll do somthing mental cos they know i'm an art student.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:06 pm Post subject:

i foolishly let one of my nans friends do my hair yesterday, and it's a state. i'm really annoyed because i had been growing it for over a year and now it was all for nothing. has yours grown back at all yet, dan? i might buy a hat or something, because i'm not sure if i can walk around like this without people thinking theres something wrong with me
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