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Dananiel

What would you do?

Me and bonce have discussed this muchly, but I want to throw it open.

First things first, I want to just do something mental. Ride a tricycle naked around my nans retirement home. I say retirement home, I mean ward for the mentally unwell.

Then I'd block off a house with sandbags, turn the taps on and put the plugs in, set up a deck chair outside and just watch as it fills up with water.

Then go to Toys R Us. Live there.

BILLY V2.0

i'd be a bit annoyed really, because you wouldn't be able to leave the country or anything as there would be no forms of transport running. so you're sort of limited. that said:

-visit my old next door neighbours house, root around her knickers drawer.

-go to the swimming bars and have the entire pool to myself. have a shower in the changing rooms without my trunks on for a change, as there wouldn't be any old blokes around making me uneasy.

-have a kickabout in the park on my own, without worrying about someone nicking my jumper

-i would probably wear some rags or something, and draw some tattoos on myself like they do in The Tribe (that post-apocalyptic thing on channel 5)

i would be pretty content then, and probably just steal loads of food/videogames from the shops and settle down somewhere
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:12 am Post subject:

Even with the world to yourself you'd settle back to WoW.

RChappo · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:23 am Post subject:

Funnily enough Mrs Chappo and I were talking about this subject last weekend (for some reason). We both agreed that it would be a bit disappointing because although you could do lots of amazing things you'd have no one to share the experience with (or brag to) over a pint in the pub afterwards.

But anyway the first thing I'd do is go to Abbey Road and break into the vault containing The Beatles master tapes (I'll assume that I'm back in England at this point) and give all those a listen - that would take up a few months.

Then I'd go to Tower Bridge and have a go at working the "up and down" bit on it. And then onwards to mess around with the controls of the Millennium Wheel.

Then I'd nick a few guitars, mics and big amps and a truck and then tour around the large concert venues of the UK....Wembley Arena...Earls Court....Millennium Stadium etc and have a bit of a play to myself and say "Thank you very much Wembley (or wherever)" before I leave the stage and move on to the next place.

After all that, yeah, I'd have to also go snooping around some knicker drawers from females that I used to fancy (Vanessa that means you if you're reading this....and the girl that sits in the cubicle adjacent to me at work)

Then I'd probably get bored.
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:45 am Post subject:

I would dress as Noah and let all the animals free.
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:40 am Post subject:

Danbonce Aid. I'll do an encore consisting of Bedley, the first line of This Sumer for twenty mnutes and Summer of 69.

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Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

I'd drive a car round a shopping centre, like in Blues Brothers.

Also I'd find a massive open space and ride a bike around with my eyes closed. It's meant to be mental good.

Then...fight off the hoardes of zombies roaming the earth. That's how things go right?
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