Wernham Hogg Forum

Pah. · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:48 pm Post subject:

bristol is weird! got in though! there are two campuses one is lovely and in town at bush house or something (danbot you know it?) and one is literally in the middle of nowhere with some fields and a bus every half an hour.

the girl who took me though is probaly the most sexy woman on the planet and i cannot work out why. she kept on raising her eyebrows and i didnt know why but it worked.

Dananiel · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject:

I don't know it. It's off in Clifton somewhere, I've always thought of that as the Craggy Island of Bristol. I dunno, though.

So are you coming here then? I thought you were going to Glasgow.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:10 am Post subject:

i want to go to glasgow. i met this scottish woman on the aeroplane and her favourite comedian was stewart lee! her accent made me jizz in my pants. i used to hate the scots, but her and alan hansen are making me rethink my stance
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:59 am Post subject:

Anyone hear Stewart Lee with Stephen Merchant on 6Music yesterday? Was recorded live but still great.
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Pah. · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:47 pm Post subject:

stewart lee's voice is the most ultimately sexy sex thing ever. i love glasgow but its really hard to get into. still gonna give it a go.. i mean.. someone's got to get in. why not me? (because you never get into your first choice of anything, ellen) (shuttup, ellen)

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:03 am Post subject:

i like mark watson's normal voice. it's all soft and reminds you of a shy schoolboy but in an innocent non-paedo way. i had an argument with my sister yesterday because she thought russell brand had a better voice than stewart lee. in a way we were both losers, but in a more accurate way i was right and she was wrong
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Dananiel · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:45 am Post subject:

Russel Brand must just literally point at girls he wants to fuck, you can tell by the way they look at him, they've preemptively surrendered their soul to his heroin riddled cock of doom.

Pah. · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:39 pm Post subject:

i didnt! he tried to make me and two friends go to dinner with him when we were a sweet sixteen, and an ex said he was eyeing me up drunkily in hamsptead heath last year. not on the heath. though. george michael wasnt there, either. shame.

news on the girl.. i dont freak her out! she's put me into her top friends on myspace which is genuinely very confusing. I didnt think we'd bonded that much, i'm sort of still scared by the power of her sex eyebrow. i dont think i'd have sex with her unless i was a man though.

i hope to god there is no way she can ever see this.

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pics?

Dananiel · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:36 am Post subject:

What an utter lesbian. That's grounds for a banning. Then you go on Kilroy (what? it still exists in my mind) and do a sobbing bit where you say how you were banned from newsjam for being a carpet muncher.

See, if it was Trisha they'd bring me out to a crowd of heckling trash and justice would be served. But you;d still be a lesbian. So would it really?

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:50 am Post subject:

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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:37 am Post subject:

i wonder if thierry is clean shaven downstairs...

excuse me for a moment
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Pah. · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:55 am Post subject:

ha. posting pics is weird. but i can tell you she's on my myspace, commented on my campaign thing, if you're really lookwanting.

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linksy?