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Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

here is a thread for nads political haikus. Or anybodies. shes got them down, boyee

first one she did:

Russia is Commie
US can't do shit 'bout that
Don't even bother
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When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

Moz likes the Poz
Soz did not know he was straight
Sing about it yeh?
_________________
When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

Xabi hair is bare bare
nads cant do shit 'bout that
Dont even bother
_________________
When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

from an old thread

Beauty & The Geek? thats so last week
Mothafucka better bum the lot of 'em
and dowse them in penis phlegm
So.....keates and yates are on your side
_________________
When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

boo bonce! you can't steal my lines.

the other two from my political haiku epiphany:

Iran want nukes too
Israel ain't havin' that
Stay out of it, Bush

Hitler hated Jews
Mussolini was with him
Fucking Fascist gays

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

god bless msn conversation history

Bonce is a nonce. yes
He touches kids when he can
Makes them wet their pants

Talbot is a spaz
He wears scarves in the summer
Who the fuck does that?

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

I love Mingles so
They could never make me sick
Want to bathe in them

Dananiel · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:51 am Post subject:

I wear scarves because
Even when I'm hot I'm cold
And because it's cool

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

Dananiel · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject:

Sky popped a baby
And Dylan was the daddy
Stingray the hufter

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

boncey fell asleep
at his computer, pants down
he was wanking 'gain
_________________
When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
A-lonso A-lonso A-lonso

Dananiel · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:51 pm Post subject:

Nobody says 'gain.

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

Putin dissed the States
Said Bush is a war mongrel
Uh oh Cold War much?

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

if only my international politics professor could see these,

I don't know your name
But you're a really cool guy
Please give me an A

Your hair is funny
Makes me think of Harry P
Cute in that dork way

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

Bonce hates on the squid
Doesn't get good calamari
Eat better food, Bonce