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The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

Tony Blair and Bush
Former sucks latter's cock
Time's up, dear Tony

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

Bonce and Dan: so cute
When'll you bum each other
Don't forget pics, please

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

Kim Jong Il is weird
Knows communism ain't right
People are starving Icon_sad

Sudan is mental
Leave natives alone, Khartoum
THINK OF THE CHILDREN

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

Remember lychings?
Fucking white supremacists
Texas hasn't changed

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

Gotta branch out

There once was a boy called Bonce
Who the kids liked to call a nonce
His smegma was yellow
He was a fine fellow
That good old question mark Bonce

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

There was a red Prez called Putin
Who liked to stick his black boot in
The arse of George Bush
And give a great push
That ex-KGB called Putin

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

There was a small man called Hitler
Bitch called Eva: he fucked her
He killed lots of Jews
Probably had shiny shoes
That old cyanide-chewing dictator

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

There once was a guy named John
Who liked to wank on his front lawn
In love with the Dan
Got cards from his nan
Good old loveable John

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

right im suggesting we stop these shes out of control dan
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:14 am Post subject:

Five years of conflict,
three thousand soldiers deceased,
death and death, oh my
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The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

bonce don't be sore at the smegma bit

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:04 am Post subject:

Scrubs haiku

Whiny, neurotic
Awkward doctors with problems
They make me feel good

Boredddddd

OC was cancelled
People seem to care I think
They really shouldn't

Ben Stiller the star?
Owen Wilson the co-star?
Novel idea!

(is idea 3 syllables?)

Battlestar Galactica haiku (it's brilliant, fuck off!)

Spin up FTL
Jump in, launch Vipers, jump out.
I'm getting my men.
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RChappo · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:59 am Post subject:

Poetry is shit
I don't know how to write it
Poetry is wank
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The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

I have to pee now
But my roommate is in there
Styling her long hair

Pah. · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:45 pm Post subject:

did the OC really get cancelled?