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Dananiel

I refuse to believe it's just me, but why can't anybody rhyme anymore? At college we played a hryming game no fucker provided a full rhyme. It infuriates me. So me and bonce are having a chat and he says Vaughn and Porn rhyme for cockney rhyming slang.

Yeah except they fucking don't. At best with wtisting of the words it's a half rhyme, but barely fucking that. There's no R in Johnny Vaughn's fucking name and you don't pronounce it OW or OR it's AWN.

God bonce has wound me up. If you all agree with him I won't be happy.

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

what the fuck is this gimp on about eh lads?

im preempting that the following people agree with him:

Fencesitter(unless its against bonce) Drinkwater
Pah
Chappo
Stewart footes fanclub
Possibly nadine

so thats everybody then
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Dananiel · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:25 pm Post subject:

PAWN rhymes with Vaughn. Yeah?

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

Just cos bristolians pronounce r's likew they want to fuckign marry them, which isnt unlikely considering the rubbish you put in them

how is pawn aurally diffeent from porn? anyone
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Dananiel · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject:

Firstly, you idiot, I don't have much of a bristolian accent and I certainly don't pronounce my Rs unnecessarily. So shut up plz. Secondly, THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

How can you not see that PORN sounds different to PAWN? They SOUND similar but they don't fucking rhyme.

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

ive got jon on my side, to be honest thats what counts.
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Dananiel · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:32 pm Post subject:

Jon says:
yeah it....yeah...err...yeah it does yeah

Confident vote.

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

to be fair i havent spoken to him for 6 months. how would you react if an old schoolmate you hadnt seen for ages walked up to you and said 'does vaughan rhyme with porn?'
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Dananiel · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:48 pm Post subject:

Assuming he wasn't a complete retard he'd say "no"

(I'm definitely setting myself up for a mighty downfall here) but I stand by it.

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

the retards shall inherit the earth then, its 2-1 to us
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The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

haha people pronounce things differently!

for all we know possibly cutie boncemeister with definite hygiene issues could have a really awkward accent

edit: shit i just realized i do know what bonce sounds like

YEAH WELL STILL

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

i win she said she agrees
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Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

chappo i see you dont you dare let me down
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The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

chappo!

RChappo · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:26 am Post subject:

hmmm...

Chappo says ....

Pawn and Porn are pronouced EXACTLY the same way.

Not sure who's side that puts me on..this thread is a bit confusing.
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