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The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

"it's been a while! how you been?"

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:54 am Post subject:

Yeah I found a pic of me in my primary class from about 16 years ago. I did actually have blonde hair.
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:55 am Post subject:

Jesus, I'm not a madman. I have to open with something witty, but not pompous. It has to say "The Talbolizer here, yeah I'm as witty as you remember me but don't be scared off. This is strictly casual"

In fact I should just send that.

Also this one girl from my primary school who used to sit on her own talking to herself is now all normal and hot. In fact all the weird kids seem to have gone normal and attractive. Except me, over the years I've become rapidly less cute and more weird.

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:57 am Post subject:

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

it's just facebook JUST FACEBOOK

people randomly add people all the time then you find someone who you used to go to kindergarten with and haven't talked to since then and it's fun times?

Dananiel · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:59 am Post subject:

That's not how it feels! I'm seeing all these faces. Like Adam Spalding, he was the best runner and he jokingly challenged me to a race in the old playground once, I said yeah because Andrew convinced me I could take him and during the race he tripped causing me to win. Naturally, he couldn't take it and never admitted that I won.

I just don't feel that shit has been settled.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:00 am Post subject:

It's a potential nightmare is what it is. There are kids on there that used to have nicknames like Dustbin Raider, but are now in university. It's depressing. The entire purpose of catching up with old colleagues is to see whose life has turned out worse, really.
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The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

*messages*

Dananiel · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:02 am Post subject:

I wish you wouldn't look so normal.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:04 am Post subject:

From that distance my eyebrows and rape face are barely noticeable! I wish I could conduct all my social interactions from opposite ends of the room.
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Carlton Palmer doing his impression of a man with brain damage

Dananiel · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:07 am Post subject:

You don't even look skinny!

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:12 am Post subject:

I put on quite a bit of weight at my nans, unsurprisingly. I'm 6 foot 3 (192cm) now and I weigh 73kg (about 11.5 stones) which according to this BMI thing means I've got a BMI of 19.6 which is about right for my height!
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Carlton Palmer doing his impression of a man with brain damage

Dananiel · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:18 am Post subject:

Well done!

I think my BMI is about right if I was a girl. So...best just pretend I am.

Dananiel · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:22 am Post subject:

Haha, that's more like it. You look like a well-fed heroin addict.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:26 am Post subject:

Haha, that was after spending 3 days in bed with sunstroke. I then, against my mother's best advice, went out in 30 degree weather in jeans and promptly suffered from sunstroke again.

How has this thread turned into a critique of my appearance?! You're going to give me another complex. Ellen has about eight thousand pictures on hers, it's bloody mental. I'm gonna find some pictures of my old schoolchums, brb.
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Carlton Palmer doing his impression of a man with brain damage