Wernham Hogg Forum

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

Are they basing the bluth family in arrested development on your life?
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Dananiel · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:07 pm Post subject:

Why are you going back to your nans for one night? This is perfect by the way, you just have to turn on the waterworks and beg her to let you stay.

I'm gonna be honest, where you're living now sounds like the most depressing place in the world.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:11 pm Post subject:

she invited me, and she gave me 100 quid, so its not all ba.d but it is shit here, i basically have to do what my mates wants to do because i'm staying here rent free. i could've watched the game at my unclds on a nice sofa today but instead is stood in a field watching my mate vomit his intestines up. we had the same amount of alcohol but he cleverly fotgot to mention that he is on lots of medication. i rang an abulance but his mum came before them. am i going to bearrested fgor wasting poliec time?
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Dananiel · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:14 pm Post subject:

You didn't even ring an ambulance that time you told me you overdosed. Of course, it turned out it was in fact jaffa cakes and pringles that you gorged on.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:25 pm Post subject:

that was nee laughing matter. ambuliii don't come to the countryside anyway. ramblers rights,etc
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Dananiel · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:28 pm Post subject:

You're telling me it was nee laughing matter, what with sending certain emails to certain people while high on pringles.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject:

jesus, i actually had good reason to go mental with the sour cream and onion's then. to be fair it was (as seems to the theme of my life) entirely your fault, with your indecisiveness. she must never know.
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Dananiel · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:35 pm Post subject:

Way to keep it mysterious, Billster.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:38 pm Post subject:

don't worry. i'm a sly old stoaty fox. i'm putting it in the vault.
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Dananiel · Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:40 pm Post subject:

Jesus.

The Nadine Experience · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Jul 2006 Posts: 836

is she hot?