Wernham Hogg Forum

RChappo · Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:44 pm Post subject:

Yep. My in laws are pretty good at getting me "what were they thinking?" gifts. Bless them they mean well and they did get me a DVD writer for my computer one birthday (totally unexpectedly).

They went on a Caribbean cruise the other year and when they got back they called us up and said "oh wait until you see what we've bought for you Richard, you'll really get a kick out of it". I knew not to get my hopes up. Well what they bought me was a badly recorded homemade CD from a reggae band that were playing on the boat. It was CDR and had one of those crappy paper labels on it. My father in law had been chatting to one of the band members and had said "My son in law loves The Beatles do you think he'll like your CD?" Of course the bloke said "Yes" and I ended up with the bloody CD. a) I don't like reggae and b) there is only the tiniest link between The Beatles music and reggae c) I've never listened to it.

Neutral

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Dananiel · Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 4:11 pm Post subject:

I bet it's reggae Beatles covers.

RChappo · Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 4:43 pm Post subject:

Mi *chunka* chelle *chunka* my *chunka* belle *chunka*

...that would be horrific wouldn't it?

Confused

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Pah. · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:21 am Post subject:

billy, a thing he is not is ever in housnlow. can i see the shed?

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:26 am Post subject:

i went to the high street today and almost had a fight in GAME, and hyad an argument with the woman at the job centre. i've got myself a lawyer now! a free one, but its no win no fee, so either waty i'm winning.

come to the shed. it's YE SHED, ellerdine road. you can't miss it
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Dananiel · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:51 am Post subject:

Haha, what have you got a lawyer for?

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:56 am Post subject:

it's a long story but i'm expecting a shitstorm to erupt with the job centre and homeless housing dept so i'm getting some backup. i haven't met the bloke yet, he's probably just an early school leaver who had some cards printed up in jessops. i have to get my papers in order. it's all very professional
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Dananiel · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:15 am Post subject:

You and your lawyer, suing the job centre. If they refuse you a flat I want you to stand up and say 'it's still homelessness, see you in strasborg' and walk out.

Pah. · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:09 am Post subject:

is there a rymans in hounslow? i need some paper.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:41 am Post subject:

nah, we have a stationary box though!

ellen. do you know where hanworth road is, by the way?
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Pah. · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:16 pm Post subject:

is that the long road the 111 goes up?
if so, yes.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:44 pm Post subject:

i don't knooooow! i was hoping you would. i don't even know my own backyard. it's shameful
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Pah. · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:05 pm Post subject:

yeah, it's basically that long road between hanworth at the end of where i am and it goes up to hounslow high street. it's a long road though!
google map it.
is this where youre picking up deine druggen from? it's a bit rainy though.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:56 pm Post subject:

i've just realised its behind the treaty centre, which is about 5mins away. no i was going to go to this battle of the bands thing what my brother's mate is taking part in but i got the date wrong and it's thrash metal which i don't think i should be exposed to again
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