Wernham Hogg Forum

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

thats common sense bill, good stuff. you had a good head on your shoulders then. whats happened?
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RChappo · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:58 pm Post subject:

I literally shat myself in Portmaddog Pottery once. I was young...but not all that young. It was pissing it down with rain outside. I had a cagoule on.
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:17 pm Post subject:

haha I'm imagining that......and I don't want to.
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RChappo · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:43 pm Post subject:

I did get to "throw" a little clay pot while I was there, but it came out looking much like the turd that was nestled in my Y fronts at the time.

Ok....enough.....

Embarassed

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Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

Y fronts! i remember them, from about the age of 12 upwards, i started wearing boxers. i might buy a pair for old times sake. Did anybody else get chastised for wearing a vest when at primary/lower school?
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:00 pm Post subject:

I ferociously stayed loyal to my pants through secondary school. I got loads of abuse for it during games but it was worth it, they're snug and more comfortable than boxers.

I wear boxers now, though just because most of my pants perished.

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

see for me, its the other way around (Not literally). My boxers are taking a bit of a pounding, but they do seem to ride up the arsehole a bit (im not the arsehole). pants were snug yes, but when you say it, i imagine gay ways.

Loving the forum activity at the mo.
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When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:12 pm Post subject:

There's this person in my class who's got such a punchable face, he looks like such a metrosexual twat. He sat next to me earlier literally with his hand down his groinal area, fiddling around like he was at home on his home. I just wanted to scream at him to stop fiddling his knob and cross your legs like me. We get it, you're a man. You like people to know. Now fuck off.

RChappo · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:14 pm Post subject:

I was a Y - front guy until about age 14 when I got bought a pair of Mickey Mouse boxer shorts. I never looked back after that (not literally).

And when you were younger at school the whole class had to change into their PE kit in the classroom...boys and girls together! I look back now and wonder why schools couldn't carry this tradition on into the sixth form. I for one would still be there now as a mature student.
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Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

yeh, i remember the time everybody suddenly realised that it was a bit awkward. Year 4, last month of the school year. Superb.
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His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:28 am Post subject:

I used to get a doctors note for showering, ever since a sexually repressed Muslim ran past me and his bare arsecheek rubbed my thigh.

I wore pants when I was little but I wear boxers now. To be honest I don't find them at all comfortable. I'm constantly readjusting. I don't know how people can wear those tight boxers though, they're even worse!

RChappo · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:58 am Post subject:

yeah sometimes when you're in boxers and you're sat at the wrong angle and move a certain way your tackle can get caught up in them...then you find you can't even stand up! Shocked

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LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:07 am Post subject:

What a male-orientated thread this is.
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Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

well, yes, we're talking about cocks and ballbags. Sue us.
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When the weather outside is frightful,
His hair is still delightful,
He's our midfield maestro
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:10 am Post subject:

Oh, yeah. It's awful when a bit of skin from the scrote gets tightly lodged between a gap or something. I do often lie awake at night thinking there's not enough funding into finding more practical underwear for males.