Wernham Hogg Forum

Dananiel · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:50 pm Post subject:

As soon as you've searched for any name, the person you searched for gets an email saying that you searched for them. And apparently you don't even have to be signed up because you get signed up automatically, it's ridiculous.

Pah. · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:56 pm Post subject:

fucking hell, that's what those emails are?

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:27 pm Post subject:

Dananiel · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:44 pm Post subject:

She was clearly a twat. She told me that everyone knew you liked her but it was common knowledge she didn't like you...why did you think she did?

There's someone from my secondary school who I've searched for loads but never found. I can only assume they don't use the Internet that much and I hope they never do, or their email will be packed up with DANIEL JAMES DENNIS TALBOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU and that might not be so great.

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:50 pm Post subject:

Oh I didn't stick my middle name in. Well, I obviously signed up then..? Confused

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Pah. · Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:22 pm Post subject:

henbury school eh. cackle. cackle cackle

Dananiel · Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:24 pm Post subject:

Oh god. That's a bit scary. Fucking Internet.

Today I fell in mini-love. This girl sat next to me and was very, very nice. She was really pretty but she clearly didn't know it, she looked awkward in her own skin. She's one of me! etc. I didn't get the courage to speak to her but she did ask me a question about the computers and I answered efficiently but was too nervous to quip a wit at her. Fuck.

I'm really confident around girls I hate, that's the worst thing. Still, what have we learnt from this?

Nothing.

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:29 pm Post subject:

Oh god, you're just like me. Now thats fucking scary!
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Dananiel · Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:34 pm Post subject:

I'm confident enough to be in conversation with her but it's that initial step where I have to make small talk that is basically saying, "come hither, I want to bum ye" and I can't.

Nimoy'sTrombone · Sexmonster Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 84

You're fucking pathetic. Life's just life and nobody knows what they're fucking doing. Just bloody boss it and see what happens.
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Dananiel · Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:58 pm Post subject:

Yeah but I need a drink before I can put that logic into practice and I don't think it's wise drinking vodka during the day.

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I think about her all the time, she's my fantasy
an image burning in my mind
calling out to me

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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:29 am Post subject:

Yeah, I had a really annoying moment a few weeks ago involving a girl. I left college and was sitting at the bus stop, when this really pretty girl came over. She smiled at me, but it sort of took me by surprise so I just looked away. She sat next to me and there was total silence for about 20 minutes until finally the bus arrived. I got on and sat about half way up, and she sat pretty much opposite me, with her body twisted facing me, and her legs on the chair, which was weird. I wanted to speak to her, but I wasn't sure if she was inviting me into conversation or was just a bit nutty. About 30 seconds before my stop was due, she pulled out a heavy metal magazine and started reading an interview with "In Flames" ... one of my favourite bands! I was livid. Its rare enough to find someone in my town that listens to Metal, let alone one thats attractive. She looked like a normal pretty girl, and shared one of my musical interests! She was quite perfect. Unfortunately my stop arrived, and I had to get off (buses are so rare over here) :( As the bus rode off, she just stared at me through the window, until it was out of sight.
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LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:41 am Post subject:

Oh the amount of loverlies who have caressed me on buses.

I saw a girl on my bus today who was...I mean, I literally just wanted to snog her...I mean...I mean...long dark hair...I think she was wearing a waitress outfit as well. And don't tell me you weren't staring at me as I got off the bus...I know you were, I could see from the corner of my eye...

....yeah, maybe I'm just a notable ugly bastard..

So its between Me, Billy, Dan, Bonce... who will pull first? (oooh che...)
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:16 am Post subject: