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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject: princess fucking diana

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml!xml=/news/2006/01/31/ndi31.xml

A talking "Princess Diana" doll that says "I sit here in sadness" and "I'd like to be a queen of people's hearts" has gone on sale in America.

The 12in "action figure", dressed in a white skirt and jacket, is described on the presentation box as the "Princess of Whales".

It speaks 25 "historic" phrases, according to the manufacturer, Time Capsule Toys.

The doll talks when a button is pressed on its back, saying: "There's far too much about me in the newspapers, far too much," and "I want to do good things." It will also say: "I don't sit here with resentment. I sit here with sadness."

what next, the diana memorial realdoll? it's neverending.

as always there's an upside to death. some of these made me laugh.

What did Princess Diana have in common with Pink Floyd?

Both of their last greatest hits were The Wall

How did they know Princess Diana didn't have dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:26 pm Post subject:

shitit, this was meant for bad stuffe
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:39 pm Post subject:

Who even cares anymore? It's just mail territory. I'm sure that's bollocks all over TV about it, but I don't watch TV much these days.

RChappo · Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:44 pm Post subject:

I cared deeply at the time actually...Forest's away clash at Swindon Town was cancelled and we had to go to the ticket office to exchange our tickets and rebook our coach trip. Bloody inconvenient it was.
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Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

hahaha.
you poor bastard, you had to go to swindon
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RChappo · Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:54 pm Post subject:

Yep...with their oh so fetching "lets just bolt the seats onto the old terrace" style away stand. Is it still like that? If I remember rightly there were no pubs near the ground either (or none that would let away fans in). So me and my mate ended up buying a couple of six packs from the off license and hid the ones we didn't manage to drink in some bushes in the park outside. We retrieved them after the match and drank them on the bus on the way home. I think the game was a 1-1 or 0-0 draw. It was not the most memorable of games. Neutral

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Dananiel · Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:18 pm Post subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch!v=qePrqKtnKNU

Anyone else find the way he says DIED hysterically funny?

RChappo · Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:11 pm Post subject:

You can imagine Steve Coogan saying it like that can't you? lol
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Pah. · Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:28 pm Post subject:

oh! that bingo song is amazing. how have i never heard that before? he's only seventeen!

Dananiel · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:52 pm Post subject:

Haha, I thought that song was rubbish! It sounds like somebody doing a parody of britpop.

Pah. · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:44 am Post subject:

he goes to public school!

RChappo · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:04 pm Post subject:

There is evidence of two deaths in that youtube clip. Diana, obviously... and Britpop. I thought that Catch song was a pisstake of Sleeper at first and that the lead singer was actually a girlie. Shocked

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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 697

princess di oh why did you have to die
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 697

^^ i almost djed a song with those lyrics in once when I DJed at Harrods.
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Pah. · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:06 pm Post subject:

anyone else accidentally read 'died' not 'djed'?