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Pah. · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:40 pm Post subject: mundane.

any mundane news flashes ideas anyone? for a project today i'm doin gbut getting bored with very quickly. a bit like brooker 'news just in, mikes left work early and he's got a drink on the bar' (not a direct quote i cant fucking remember can i?)

Dananiel · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:48 pm Post subject:

News just in: curtain gets temporarily stuck

LankyGoggleEyedFreak · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject:

News just in: We've lost the news just in.
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:14 pm Post subject:

sting - "i am a bee in name only"
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:08 pm Post subject:

NEWSFLASH: Maddie McCaann says: "Jesus, I just went for a really big piss and I come back to this"

Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

You might be able to use your mobiles on planes.

Really, headline of the metro. Is that really the most important thing going on right now?
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Dananiel · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:44 pm Post subject:

Metro two days ago: "MADDIE CORPSE DEFINITELY IN MCCANN'S CAR"

Just completely made up. Not real news is it. If you make it up.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:25 pm Post subject:

saw the front of the daily star yesterday and it said (paraphrased)

maddie ghost visits mum

and on teletext today "rowling ousts dumbledore as gay"
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 685

"Somebody posts something interesting on Newsjam"
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Dananiel · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:13 pm Post subject:

Be reasonable.

nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 685

i know.

i slept with my ex today!

:)

but we're still not back together.

:(
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Pah. · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:00 pm Post subject:

oh dear. that didnt convince her?

nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 685

i was rubbish.

but it's certainly put a new spin on things.

i have realised that me acting lovesick and all "i love you i can't bear to be without you" etc is scaring and putting her off. so i've stopped that. now i'm just gonna act like a friend who i've fucked a lot of times. (oh yeah, check me out)

no basically i saw her last night... i hadn't contacted her since the last time i saw her.. just saw her in a bar.. we chatted for about thirty minutes on/off then she was off home and i was off out to a club. then earlier we chatted on e-mail.

but i'm just refraining bringing up the situation between us.

hopefully she's having a battle in her head by this new tactic by me over whether another go is worth it. i'm in a much more posistive mood.

still no control but i dunno. we'll see. as always, newsjam will be the first to know.
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Pah. · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject:

question, can you overdose on vitamin c tablets? i took 5 the other day and got the shits. i dont now if it was that that gave me the poos though.

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:09 pm Post subject:

you definitely can. i did something similar whilst living at my nan's and it wrecked my arse
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