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Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

go to chortle.co.uk, main page about isaac hayes, and the stuff they plan to do on him, its bloody ace. cant be arsed to link, its who i am, sorry
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:55 pm Post subject:

Way ahead of you, I just watched the new episode. (It's on Mininova)

It's funny but...well, it's a bit awkward. Issaac has now said that he never quit the show at all and somebody from his management issued the statement and he's bemused by it. The problem here is, Matt & Trey obviously didn't actually talk to him and just took the press release for granted and killed him off (sort of..) so it would be a little unfair if they didn't have him back since he says he only just found out that he quit.

On a vaguely interesting note, when Chef speaks at the end of the new episode, it sounds alot like Serafinowicz. He's so hot in the us of states right now! etc.

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

well, either way, its at least a wee pot shot at cruise as well, who tried to get it banned, the tosspot.
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:10 pm Post subject:

Well, no, it's not. The scientology episode from the last series was.

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

well, yes it is, because cruise blatantly doesnt like people having a go at his religion, or him in general. did you see that interview on american tv a while back where he was practically trying to force the presenter to agree with him, over some use of drugs in pregnant women?
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:44 pm Post subject:

Hang on, have you seen the new episode? It's nothing to do with Cruise at all. As I say, the episode last year was.

He is a cock, though. He's such a boring actor too, he's got a face that just looks like Tom Cruise-Movie Star in any film he's in. He should take a leap out of John Hurt's book, turn your career around by playing a hideous mis-shapen elephant tranny.

Christopher Walken is one of my favourite actors that has what Tom doesn't, a sackfull of charisma and one of the most interesting faces I've ever seen.

Delphi · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:36 pm Post subject:

Jack Nicholson is another #1 actor...Tom Cruise could never, ever, come close to him.
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RChappo · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:28 pm Post subject:

Scientology seems to be a "religion" for bored people with too much free time and money. Is it a coincidence that your average Scientology book costs a fortune compared to regular books.

And Cruise has the balls to call psychiatry a "pseudo science".

I never had a problem with him until he started coming out with all this bullshit.
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RChappo · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject:

Heehee..

Good clip of The Cruise in full bullshit flow here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch!v=4PJpsValkS8&search=tom%20cruise

You can tell by the set that this interview was part of the promotion for the film "War Of The Worlds". I can just picture some publicist from the film company stood in the wings with their head in their hands, gently sobbing as this interview unfolded. :)
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:29 pm Post subject:

Fucking hell! What an absolute cunt. Well done to "Matt" the interviewer for staying clam and trying to be reasonable, though. What really pisses me off is that he's going around accusing people of not understanding about medical science and psychiatry when he clearly doesn't know himself. He's been talking to all the "right experts" who tell him what he wants to hear and he's read a couple of books on psychiatry and why it doesn't work by some crack head writer.

I hate people who tell you that the medical establishment is out to get you and that they don't really care about you because it's what their mate who lives down at number 32 with all the cats told you. Pharmaceutical companies obviously have their interests in priority because they're a profit-making organisation but they only make profit by selling effective drugs, and if they do sell drugs that are controversial, it's not because they all got in a group huddle in their evil lab and cackled under the moon while they devised a plan to kill all of the sick children, it's because it's the best they had or more likely, it's because they were unaware of the side-affects. Have you ever been on a drug with potentially bad side-affects? Were you told about them first? I'd bet my house that you were and if you weren't it's because they weren't known.

The bottom line is, facts, figures and millions of cured illneses ejaculate and then piss all over Tom's little face.

I wouldn't even care if he was a nobody but he's not, he's one of the most famous men on the planet and he's talking way out of his depth. Has he got children? I bloody hope not.

Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

he was more concerned with psychiatric treatments though, i think. im not sticking up for him, mind. that was the interview i was on about earlier. good find chappo.
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Dananiel · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject:

Well I might have rambled off a bit but I got the impression he was being hostile to proven sciences.

RChappo · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:32 pm Post subject:

It's not really what he's saying that makes him a cunt though. It's the way he's saying it and the way that he discredits anything that anyone else says or thinks. Matt Lauer tells him about things that he has experienced and Cruise just dismisses it out of hand and doesn't even try and debate the point. I'd have more time for him if he was a little more tolerant of other people's point of view. He's getting a bit bigotted.
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Turtlebonce · Sexmonster Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 763

thats the only time he will be big!

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Delphi · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:49 pm Post subject:

Ok here's the skinny - Tom Cruise got into Scientology as a young, impressionable lad...through Mimie Rogers or someone like that I think. He's been brainwashed like the rest of them...L. Ron was pretty smart - knew that you could create a "religion" - avoid taxes, and rake it in...as he did...but he was somewhat loopy himself - and when he was told that he had "psychiatric issues" took it as an afront and began to rebel against the psychiatric community.

Now his numerous ramblings have filtered down to various depressed, or otherwise lonely individuals seeking answers who have been corralled into this, (and I can think of no other applicable word), cult.

Have you ever read about Hubbard, and the height of Scientology in the late seventies/early eighties?? Now there is some interesting reading...hilarious, surprising, pathetic, sad....interesting....if you have some free time check it out.
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