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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:52 am Post subject: cool i fainted

i just fucking fainted in the queue for a rave in hackney and had to be taken home by my friend all the way to hounslow to pick up my key then to sunbury. all i had was about 3 tokes on a joint and just swaying in the crowd i felt myself going and the next thing i knew i was surrounded by people. i feel bloody horrible now but i'm scared to sleep incase of concussion. i keep feeling myself going again. my neck is fucking hurting as well. jesus christ. i've got some luzozade tablets but they aren't really helping.

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Daniel · Sexmonster Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 88

you've got lucozade in tablet form? what an age

obviously you should go to hospital. knowing that you probably won't, put a cold, wet flannel on your head and try not to go to sleep. if you don't feel better in a couple of hours you might have MASSIVE BRAIN TUMOURS ALL OVER YOUR BRAIN

or, some kind of more serious injury.

Pah. · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:17 pm Post subject:

if you want to die watch you can choose your friends. did anyone se ethis? its on uknova. worth watching because its so unbelievably embarrassing for herring. it reminds me of the ben elton show he wrote with alexa cheung dripping off his every word. urgh.

RChappo · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject:

Get a bag of frozen vegetables and put that on your head.
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RChappo · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:56 am Post subject:

Gave myself and Mrs Chappo a slight fright last night actually.

I had decided to go upstairs and have a snooze on the bed at about 6.00pm so I went and laid propped up on the bed with my mp3 player on relaxing. I nodded off. The next thing I know I woke with a start and couldn't feel my right arm. Like I had a "dead leg" but it was my arm that had gone to sleep. I was still half asleep so wasn't sure if I was dreaming or not and didn't quite have a grasp on the situation...so I started freaking out and rolling around on the bed trying to get some feeling in my arm. Mrs Chappo heard the commotion, ran upstairs, and saw me thrashing about on the bed punching my own arm and generally going "off on one". She thought I was having a fit and in my state I couldn't mouth any words to tell her what was happening. It really freaked me out actually. It's quite unsettling to wake from a nice satisfying sleep and find you can't feel your arm. For a few moments I thought I was dying Shocked

We went out and I drank copious amounts of beer later so I could recover my nerves. Confused

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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:16 am Post subject:

haha, bender. really though, fainting did shit me up as you losing the use of your arm did. it's terrifying when your body just fails on you like that. i hadn't even had a drink or anything! i think it was lack of food/water/sleep or something, as well as the crowd (though i'm usually fine in big crowds) i've felt funny since friday night and i've had a headache all weekend. my body feels physically exhausted despite not having done anything and everything is sort of blurry. if it's a tumour i am not going to be happy.
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Pah. · Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:45 pm Post subject:

i did say this literally a second ago, but has anyone else seen You Can't Choose Your Friends? Please download it, it's worth the excruciating pain.

Elliott · Sexmonster Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 397

It's called you can choose your friends you benny, and yes that is pretty key to the whole thing.

christ i hate you ellen, you sicken me like herring's tubby wet falling over arse.
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Pah. · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject:

ah! i was tired and angry but that makes me know you watched it! yes! and i dont remember the title because the whole time i was going 'uggh what a gross font' and then i read an article complaining about the font! it was a disgusting font.

Pah. · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:00 pm Post subject:

and that was your post number 333, half way to the devil. (ie tim vine)

BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:32 pm Post subject:

jesus i've almost made two thousand posts on this forum and now all these moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
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RChappo · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:39 pm Post subject:

Not neccessarily. I have been pondering for some time the notion of putting together a forum book. A nice leather bound collection titled "The Best Of The Wernham Hogg Forum" featuring the finest postings from each forum contributor past and present. I will endeavor to track down every single poster ever and include a "Where Are They Now" section featuring those who have left us and asking them what they're up to. Maybe a section to include all those "outtakes"...posts that you have typed and then decided at the last second to dump and not press that "submit" button. Stuff like that.

In short, it will have everything... the laughs, the loves, the tears...
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject:

in all seriousness that would actually be great! obviously nobody could be bothered to do it though. i did reread the beautiful women thread a few nights ago and laughed out loud more than once. we've had some good times
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nospam · Sexmonster Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 685

fainting?

try having seizures!

your face goes blue, frothing at the mouth and all of that....

i've had three.

not nice.

was the rave at Hackney Wick?
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BILLY V2.0 · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:14 pm Post subject: